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With a top hat higher than the heavens and a suit as shiny as gold, Abraham Lincoln was one fine gentlemen! Channel his poise with a sock fit for only the finest of men.

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Fuck this, fuck that, and fuck them too with K.Bell’s Middle Finger socks. One flash of these and maybe your annoying neighbor will finally stop talking.

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We know how this looks, but we promise that at least half of these are veggie! 😉

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Born in the Triassic Period and gone in the Cretaceous Period, dinosaurs roamed the earth for 185 million years. Slap these on and you can pretend they’re still around just like we do! Sizing One Size Fits Most (Sock Size 10-13) Men’s Shoe Size US: 7-12.5 // UK: 6.5-12 // EU: 40-45 Women’s Sho...

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Created from sugar or clay, calaveras, are used as offerings on altars dedicated to celebrating the lives of deceased relatives on Dia De Los Muertos. Celebrate their lives and yours with every step you take!  Sizing One Size Fits Most (Sock Size 10-13) Men’s Shoe Size US: 7-12.5 // UK: 6.5-12 ...

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Living among giants, raptors were some of the deadliest creatures of their time! Now they’re just bones, and their legacy lives on in sock form.

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Carefully sewn from the fur of sasquatch himself, Socksmith’s Bigfoot socks are a comfortable way to watch your step as you search for the powerful and mysterious creature.

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The good fat, a green potato, or a slimy apple! Whatever you call avocados, make sure to keep them safe in your sock drawer so they never go bad. 🥑✨ Sizing King Size (Sock Size 13-16) Men’s Shoe Size US: 12-16 // UK: 11.5-15.5 // EU: 45-49 Fiber Contents 85% Cotton, 10% Polyester, 5% Spandex Sh...

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There’s really nothing like a hot slice of pepperoni covered in ooey gooey cheese and the flavors of a lifetime! 😍🍕✨

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It’s a little known fact that Jaws is actually the middle child in a huge family of sharks. With Socksmith’s Shark Attack Socks you can wear their latest family photo.

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Salsa or no salsa, cilantro or no cilantro, express your love for tacos and all of its toppings with Socksmith’s Taco sock.

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With 50 stars on one foot and 13 stripes on the other, celebrate America and all its mismatched glory.

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With 13 stripes and a handful of stars, K.Bell’s American Flag socks are a near replica of the real thing. String these up and watch them fly at your next backyard picnic!

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