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Fuck this, fuck that, and fuck them too with K.Bell’s Middle Finger socks. One flash of these and maybe your annoying neighbor will finally stop talking.

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Carefully sewn from the fur of sasquatch himself, Socksmith’s Bigfoot socks are a comfortable way to watch your step as you search for the powerful and mysterious creature.

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Your feet will be looking stylish for more than four score and seven years with these socks. Let's be honest, in fact, let's be Honest Abe. Do you have a top hat and enjoy recreating Civil War battles? Grab a pair of these Lincoln socks for your next trip to Gettysburg or for that next American History exam, and you're sure to feel more in-tune with our 16th president.

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Cheesy, saucy, hot and delicious... how can you say no? Show off your love for America's favorite food by wearing these socks! Available in black or green, the fun pattern makes the pizzas look so delicious and make them practically pop off the sock and into your mouth!

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We know how this may look, but we promise that at least half of these are veggie burgers! 😉

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It’s a little known fact that Jaws is actually the middle child in a huge family of sharks. With Socksmith’s Shark Attack Socks you can wear their latest family photo.

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Born in the Triassic Period and gone in the Cretaceous Period, dinosaurs roamed the earth for 185 million years. Slap these on and you can pretend they’re still around just like we do! Sizing One Size Fits Most (Sock Size 10-13) Men’s Shoe Size US: 7-12.5 // UK: 6.5-12 // EU: 40-45 Women’s Sho...

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Salsa or no salsa, cilantro or no cilantro, express your love for tacos and all of its toppings with Socksmith’s Taco sock.

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Living among giants, raptors were some of the deadliest creatures of their time! Now they’re just bones, but their legacy lives on in sock form!

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Guys who can play guitar are always hot, but what’s even hotter than that? Guys who own guitar socks. 

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With 50 stars on one foot and 13 stripes on the other, celebrate America and all its mismatched glory.

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Created from sugar or clay, calaveras, are used as offerings on altars dedicated to celebrating the lives of deceased relatives on Dia De Los Muertos. Celebrate their lives and yours with every step you take!  Sizing One Size Fits Most (Sock Size 10-13) Men’s Shoe Size US: 7-12.5 // UK: 6.5-12 ...

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With 13 stripes and a handful of stars, K.Bell’s American Flag socks are a near replica of the real thing. String these up and watch them fly at your next backyard picnic!

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