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Little pug pups need help eating, drinking, and even sleeping when they’re babies, but give them all that love and you’ll raise the greatest dog of all time!

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Fuck this, fuck that, and fuck them too with K.Bell’s Middle Finger socks. One flash of these and maybe your annoying neighbor will finally stop talking.

K.Bell’s men’s socks feature a compression band that wraps around the arch of the foot. This keeps the sock in place inside your shoe and feels great!

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The biology of a tacosaurus has remained a mystery to scientists everywhere, but one thing is for sure: they’re delicious 😋 Sizing Stretch-It Knee High's fit a calf circumference up to 21 inches without distorting the graphics Women’s Shoe Size US: 8.5-14.5 // UK: 6.5-12.5 // EU: 39-45 Men’s S...

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Born in the Triassic Period and gone in the Cretaceous Period, dinosaurs roamed the earth for 185 million years. Slap these on and you can pretend they’re still around just like we do! Sizing One Size Fits Most (Sock Size 10-13) Men’s Shoe Size US: 7-12.5 // UK: 6.5-12 // EU: 40-45 Women’s Sho...

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Living among giants, raptors were some of the deadliest creatures of their time! Now they’re just bones, and their legacy lives on in sock form.

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Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet! A combo so bright it’ll fill you with pride!

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We know how this looks, but we promise that at least half of these are veggie! 😉

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Carefully sewn from the fur of sasquatch himself, Socksmith’s Bigfoot socks are a comfortable way to watch your step as you search for the powerful and mysterious creature.

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Today is not a day for sadness, today is a day to make your dreams come true. We believe in you, so keep your head high and your worries low!

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There’s really nothing like a hot slice of pepperoni covered in ooey gooey cheese and the flavors of a lifetime! 😍🍕✨

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With 50 stars on one foot and 13 stripes on the other, celebrate America and all its mismatched glory.

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One leg or two? No matter your stance, do it with pride in a pair of your very own flamingo socks by Good Luck Sock! Sizing King Size (Sock Size 13-16) Men’s Shoe Size US: 12-16 // UK: 11.5-15.5 // EU: 45-49 Fiber Contents 85% Cotton, 10% Polyester, 5% Spandex Shipping FREE SHIPPING on all ord...

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Hey you do it, we do it, even unicorns have to let it out sometimes! Where do you think rainbows come from?

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Holy guacamole, are my feet cozy! Show off your love for this luxurious fruit with a pair of socks. These socks are the perfect complement to your next farmers market outing. You know you just Haas to have these!  🥑✨ Sizing King Size (Sock Size 13-16) Men’s Shoe Size US: 12-16 // UK: 11.5-15.5 ...

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Salsa or no salsa, cilantro or no cilantro, express your love for tacos and all of its toppings with Socksmith’s Taco sock.

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With 13 stripes and a handful of stars, K.Bell’s American Flag socks are a near replica of the real thing. String these up and watch them fly at your next backyard picnic!

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