NEW NEW NEW

As the seasons change, so does our selection! Here come the newest of the new, like soooo new they’re almost from the future. 🙊
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Blue socks featuring a grassy riverbank with mushrooms, teaware and a frog playing the banjo under a smiling sun. Text reads "EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT"
Men's Everything Is Alright Socks
$12.95
Black and tan socks featuring a raccoon eating cookies from a trash can and text that reads "EAT SHIT AND DIE"
Men's Eat Shit Raccoon Socks
$12.95
Black Socks with desert & barbed wire design featuring cactuses and a cowboy frog. Text reads "FUCK ALL Y'ALL".
Men's Fuck All Y'all Socks
$12.95
Blue socks with 'Favorite Brother' text on a white background
Unisex Favorite Brother Socks
$13.95
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Unisex Hate the Government Socks
Unisex Hate the Government Socks
$13.95
Pair of black crew socks with orange and white stripe patterns featuring the San Francisco skyline and big text that reads "SF"
Unisex Ballpark SF Giants Socks
$16.00
Pair of red crew socks with gold and white stripe patterns featuring the San Francisco skyline and big text that reads "SF"
Unisex Gridiron SF 49ers Socks
$16.00
Pair of blue crew socks with yellow and white stripe patterns featuring the Golden Gate Bridge on the ankle
Unisex Golden State Warrior Socks
$16.00
In flatlay: 2 cream-colored gym socks with dark gray stripe patterns. A large blue band on the leg contains text reading "BITCH"
Unisex Bitch Socks
$13.95
In flatlay: pair of cream gym socks with hot pink stripe patterns. A purple band around the leg contains text reading 'CUNT'
Unisex Cunt Socks
$13.95
In flatlay: a pair of off-white gym socks with green accents and "HORNY" written across the leg
Unisex Horny Socks
$13.95
Black argyle pattern sock on a white background
Men's Bamboo Argyle Socks
$14.00
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In flatlay, pair of black crew socks with red heel, red & purple stripe patterns at toe and leg, & beige text that reads "I 💗 SMUT"
Unisex I Heart Smut Socks
$13.95
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In flatlay, two black crew socks with white heel, toe & stripe pattern on leg with white text that reads "I ❤️ BAGELS"
Unisex I Heart Bagels Socks
$13.95
A flat lay photograph of a green sports sock with the words Haight Ashbury repeated down the leg in a gradient of colors from yellow to red.
Unisex Haight-Ashbury Socks
$13.95
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White background with two pink crew socks on foot forms with black barbed wire pattern around the top, beige and tan sand on foot, multiple green cactuses, and a green frog wearing a beige cowboy hat holding a whip. Black text reads "FUCK ALL YALL."
Women's Fuck All Y'all Socks
$12.95
White background, quarter-crew blue hiking sock with green and orange stripes and a design with two mountains, a river and a white sun on the ankle
Men's Sunset Ridge Quarter Length Hiker Socks
$24.95
Footform wearing a green sock featuring raccoons and spilled trash cans
Men's Bamboo Trash Bandit Socks
$15.00
Gray sock with penguin pattern on a white background
Men's Bamboo Penguin Personality Socks
$15.00
Brown sock featuring cats looking over their shoulders/buttholes
Men's Cat Butts Socks
$14.00
Foot form wears a blue crew sock with black heel, toe & ankle featuring black paw prints and a bearded man in a red sweater cuddling black and orange cats. White text reads "CAT DADDY"
Men's Cat Daddy Socks
$14.00
Foot form wears gray and gold crew sock with charcoal heel, toe & ankle featuring redwood trees, a grizzly bear drinking a glass of red wine, a red star, red script that reads "California," & black text that reads "EST 1850"
Men's California Socks
$14.00
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A footform wears a black crew sock featuring red skulls with yellow, green, blue and white designs painted on them
Men's Dia de los Muertos Socks
$14.00
A pair of socks on footforms sit on a white background. The bottom half of each sock depicts light green grass and mushrooms and a wavy light blue river. Several red mushrooms and smiling flowers grow up the sides of the socks. A green frog sits cross-legged playing a banjo atop the largest mushroom, under a smiling sun and black text that reads "EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT"
Women's Everything is Alright Socks
$12.95
A white background shows a pair of crew socks on foot forms. The feet of the socks are beige with black toes & heels and a pattern of small black dots and large chocolate chip cookies. The ankle is black with several brown and white dots that look like stars. On the outer edge of the ankle a pudgy raccoon sits on its haunches with a cookie under beige and brown text that reads "EAT SHIT AND DIE." The inner ankle displays a toppled gray trash can spilling more cookies and other rubbish.
Women's Eat Shit Raccoon Socks
$12.95
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In flatlay, pair of cream crew socks with tan heel & toe; brown, tan & orange stripe patterns; and brown text that reads "I 🧡 BEANS"
Unisex I Heart Beans Socks
$13.95
Unisex Big Clit Energy Socks
Unisex Big Clit Energy Socks
$13.95
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A footform holds a red sock designed like a watermelon with green toe, ankle and heel and scattered black seeds
Unisex Watermelon Athletic Socks
From $12.00
In flatlay: a pair of cream-colored gym socks with maroon and orange stripe patterns. Text on leg reads "SEE YOU IN HELL."
Unisex See You In Hell Socks
$13.95
Image shows a pair of gray crew socks in flatlay. They have magenta heels, teal and magenta striped patterns at the toe and ankle, and magenta text that reads "MILF"
Unisex MILF Socks
$13.95