Silly And Snarky

It’s time to let loose with Gumball Poodle’s It’s OK To Fart Socks! Whoever smelt it dealt it, so if you just don’t say anything...we won’t either ;)

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You really don’t know what you got until it’s GONE. 😢

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The perfect gift for Father’s Day, or Valentine’s Day, no one’s judging.

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Become one with nature with Blue Q’s I Fucking Love It Out Here socks, perfect for blending in with other 20 foot trees.

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The legendary tacosaurus function on an exclusive diet of corn that fortifies their taco shell exterior, and enjoy sour cream showers on hot afternoons.

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Wear these socks to show that you have zero fox to give. These socks are sure to complement almost any outfit and show off your salty side.

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You don’t apologize because there’s no need for you to apologize. Sorry they’re wrong? Sorry you’re better than them? Any way you spin it Sorry, but you’re just not sorry!

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Lookin’ fresh, cool dad! 😉👌

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Fuck this, fuck that, and fuck them too with K.Bell’s Middle Finger socks. One flash of these and maybe your annoying neighbor will finally stop talking.

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When you don’t have anything nice to say, just flash these lil guys and they’ll get the picture.

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Gumball Poodle’s Sassy Knee High Socks are a perfect compliment to your quick wit and dominant attitude. Show the world you don’t mess around when it comes to being cheeky!

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Big, small, flat, round, hairy, or shaved! All butts are beautiful so let’s celebrate with Gumball Poodle’s Butt Socks.

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The world is counting on you don’t let them down! But you know you won’t with Blue Q’s I Got This socks.

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We’re all thinking it, you’re just the only brave soul actually wearing it.

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It’s not your fault you’re the smartest, prettiest, bestest person around but if haters are gonna call you a Bitch then why not wear Gumball Poodle’s Bitch socks with pride!

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Can you even call them jokes? They’re like bad art you just can’t stop staring at, or in this case listening to.

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What’s worse than a self-aware sock moping in its unloved solitude? Send Blue Q’s Worst Gift Ever Socks to a new home and turn its frown upside down.

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Worrying about it now will just make you wanna do it later, so just do it later.

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They can’t use the word to put you down when you wear it this well! 💅

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Look at that sick eagle it’s only fitting these go to the sweetest mother fucking guy.

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Things heard include but are not limited to: what’s for dinner, the game, and parents yelling loudly.

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It’s the showdown you never knew you needed. Whose horn is mightier? The champion of the sea or the legend of the forests, only one can survive!

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They’re at school, at work, and even at home: Assholes. Let them know you’re thinking of them with Blue Q’s Ass Are Everywhere Socks.

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Sometimes you’re just over it, and right now is one of those times. Fuck It with Blue Q’s Fuck This Shit Socks.

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It’s clear skies and good fucking days guaranteed with Blue Q’s Carpe The Fuck Out Of This Diem socks!

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Special ordered from Vulcan to Earth, these socks cost a fortune in shipping! Complete with real Vulcan ears and the power to traverse through the universe, these socks will prepare you for this generation and the next. The foot includes a Star Trek communication badge to ensure you too can live long & prosper.

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If the sun out, these buns are toasting. Just as we support freeing the nipple, sometimes you gotta free the cheeks too!

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There are three virtues in life we just simply cannot live without: Peace, Love, & Tequila! Honorary mentions include ice cream, netflix, and socks of course.

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Well, we talk the shit, and the dog barks, but we’re positive it’s in agreement. 🐶🧡

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If a cat says you’re dumb well we’ve got no choice but to believe them because cats are an excellent judge of character. 😼

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In the infamous words of Buffalo Bill, “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.” 💋

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Drills, saws, grinders, and nail guns, whatever the power tool may be, our heart has love for it all!

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We’ll take a hug over drugs anyday! Really, we just want a hug... ❤️

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