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It’s time to let loose with Gumball Poodle’s It’s OK To Fart Socks! Whoever smelt it dealt it, so if you just don’t say anything...we won’t either ;)
Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.
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The perfect gift for Father’s Day, or Valentine’s Day, no one’s judging.
The legendary tacosaurus function on an exclusive diet of corn that fortifies their taco shell exterior, and enjoy sour cream showers on hot afternoons.
Become one with nature with Blue Q’s I Fucking Love It Out Here socks, perfect for blending in with other 20 foot trees.
Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of their socks to the humanitarian efforts of Doctors Without Borders (Médecins Sans Frontières).
When you don’t have anything nice to say, just flash these lil guys and they’ll get the picture.
Worrying about it now will just make you wanna do it later, so just do it later.
Well, we talk the shit, and the dog barks, but we’re positive it’s in agreement. 🐶🧡
Lookin’ fresh, cool dad! 😉👌
Wear these socks to show that you have zero fox to give. These socks are sure to complement almost any outfit and show off your salty side.
Slap on Gumball Poodle’s Lit as Fuck socks when it’s time to turn the fuck up. Great for parties, picnics, baptisms, weddings and even bat mitzvahs!
Fuck this, fuck that, and fuck them too with K.Bell’s Middle Finger socks. One flash of these and maybe your annoying neighbor will finally stop talking.
K.Bell’s men’s socks feature a compression band that wraps around the arch of the foot. This keeps the sock in place inside your shoe and feels great!
Big, small, flat, round, hairy, or shaved! All butts are beautiful.
It’s not your fault you’re the smartest, prettiest, bestest person around. If haters are gonna call you a bitch, then why not wear Bitch socks with pride!
What’s worse than a self-aware sock moping in its unloved solitude? Send Blue Q’s Worst Gift Ever Socks to a new home and turn its frown upside down.
The world is counting on you - don’t let them down!
To anyone who ever told you they’d do something when pigs fly: it’s GO time!
You hear that? You’re a big dill, and you know what they say about a big dill: an even bigger crunch. 😉
Socks to let your partner, or yourself, know that they’re sort of in a way but but only kind of a pretty decent boyfriend.
Look at that sick eagle, it’s only fitting these go to the sweetest mother fucking guy.
We’re all thinking it, you’re just the only brave soul actually wearing it.
Well it’s on a sock so it’s true, right? Who would write lies on a sock!?
Can you even call them jokes? They’re like bad art you just can’t stop staring at, or in this case listening to.
They’re at school, at work, and even at home: Assholes. Ugh.
Seize the heck out of this day and every day!
They might not be able to see the socks when you pick up the phone, but they can definitely hear them. 😉
No matter the team, no matter the sport, their team sucks, and with these socks on your team will be winning.
People often wonder what the dinosaurs did besides eat and sleep, well boy do we have a surprise for you!
Watch where you’re walkin pal, one wrong step and these knife wielding crabs will not hesitate to strike!