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To achieve the desired effect, mix 1 gallon of rainbows with three drops of spider’s blood and bring to a boil, inhaling the vapors.  When the smoke turns pink, close your eyes and turn six times clockwise. Trust us, it's better than most of what passes for LSD these days.

These socks were designed by the artist Oliver Hibert.

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This sun, moon and rainbow celestial design has been beautifully woven in vivid color and is a bold way to liven up any outfit. The image was designed by the iconic artist Laurel Burch.

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Our brick-and-mortar location is in the historic Haight/Ashbury district, known for its ties to hippie movements and bright fashions, so there’s no way we’d skip these gorgeous designs from Maggie’s Organics. Hand-dyed and made from ethically sourced, organic cotton - each one is a little different!

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From Pink Flamingos to Hairspray DIVINE inspired and encouraged all things different and weird. Celebrate her iconic history in pop culture with Gumball Poodle’s Divine Socks.

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Landlord got you down with a no pets policy? Slip on a pair of 3D Dachshund socks and let your doggy dreams come true.

This 3D Dachshund style even comes in kid's sizes.

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Our brick-and-mortar location is in the historic Haight/Ashbury district, known for its ties to hippie movements and bright fashions, so there’s no way we’d skip these gorgeous designs from Maggie’s Organics. Hand-dyed and made from ethically sourced, organic cotton - each one is a little different!

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Known for mixing realism with fantasy, Frida Kahlo has a plethora of vivid self portraits perfect to accent any style!

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Blooming in the spring for all to see, cherry blossoms are like a fairytale fantasy come to life. 🌸✨

Every pair of Socksmith bamboo socks features a seamless toe for ultimate comfort. Bamboo rayon is soft, luxurious, breathable and antimicrobial.

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Stomp around all day long with a pair of socks that brings out your inner Wild Thing! Based off the classic Where the Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak you’ve got Max on one foot and his favorite wild thing on the other. 🐾

Every product sold by Out of Print helps support literacy programs around the world. Since 2010 Out of Print has donated over 3 million books to communities in need.

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A great big pregnant belly right on the heel of your foot, what could be better!

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Who doesn’t love a good nipple pinch every now and then? With consent only, of course!

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A lovechild between three parents, these socks are one in a million. Featuring our Haight-Ashbury home, the socks are custom made by Gumball Poodle, then sent to our friends at Tie Dye Heaven for a dye job that we just can't get enough of! 

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Look at all these cool cats! The only thing that could make them any cooler would be some color. 😉

Living Royal’s Crayola Color-In socks fit a wide range of people! On children aged 5-10 years, the socks will fit like a crew length. On older kids and adults, the socks will fit more like an ankle sock. Once the socks are colored in, simply toss them in the dryer to set the colors. After that, the socks won’t fade or bleed onto your other clothing in the washing machine.

Crayola fabric marker colors may vary.

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For all the nice Jewish boys and girls out there, and the people who love them, we see you, and we have the perfect gift for you! Make sure to check out the counterpart "Nice Jewish Girl" socks.

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Can you believe that, you made your own kid, and even if you didn't actually “make your kid” we know your child is the bestest ever on earth!

Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of their socks to the humanitarian efforts of Doctors Without Borders (Médecins Sans Frontières).

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There’s nothing better than feeling the sweet caress of a cloud with each and every step you take! Slip on some Foot Traffic fuzzies and let your feet rejoice.

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It’s time to let loose with Gumball Poodle’s It’s OK To Fart Socks! Whoever smelt it dealt it, so if you just don’t say anything...we won’t either ;)

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Round, bouncy, and beautiful, boobs are like the 8th wonder of the world.

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All rise for the incredibly accomplished, insanely capable, and amazingly ambitious: Ruth Bader Ginsburg! 

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Treat your toes to the touch of a technicolor rainbow with Foot Traffic’s rainbow toe socks. Perfect for wearing with flip flops!

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The only thing better than a rainbow that shines is a rainbow that shines and sparkles in all of its brilliant glory!

These amazing socks come in kid's sizes too, so grown ups and kiddos can match!

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From the sole of your shoe to the soul of your body, Foot Traffic keeps your pride at 100 with a sock perfect for everyone under the rainbow.

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Don’t waste your breath, just flash your socks and they’ll get the picture.

Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of their socks to the humanitarian efforts of Doctors Without Borders (Médecins Sans Frontières).

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