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Unisex Eye of the Doomed Socks
Unisex Eye of the Doomed Socks
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Unisex Eye of the Doomed Socks

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To achieve the desired effect, mix 1 gallon of rainbows with three drops of spider’s blood and bring to a boil, inhaling the vapors.  When the smoke turns pink, close your eyes and turn six times clockwise. Trust us, it's better than most of what passes for LSD these days.

These socks were designed by the artist Oliver Hibert.

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Women's Laurel Burch Celestial Joy Socks
Women's Laurel Burch Celestial Joy Socks
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Women's Laurel Burch Celestial Joy Socks

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This sun, moon and rainbow celestial design has been beautifully woven in vivid color and is a bold way to liven up any outfit. The image was designed by the iconic artist Laurel Burch.

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Unisex Bright Tie Dye Socks
Unisex Bright Tie Dye Socks
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Unisex Bright Tie Dye Socks

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Our brick-and-mortar location is in the historic Haight/Ashbury district, known for its ties to hippie movements and bright fashions, so there’s no way we’d skip these gorgeous designs from Maggie’s Organics. Hand-dyed and made from ethically sourced, organic cotton - each one is a little different!

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These blue and red cotton unisex crew socks feature a portrait of the legendary drag queen Divine and the words "Eat Shit!" below the cuff.
Unisex Divine Eat Shit Socks
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Unisex Divine Eat Shit Socks

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From Pink Flamingos to Hairspray DIVINE inspired and encouraged all things different and weird. Celebrate her iconic history in pop culture with Gumball Poodle’s Divine Socks.

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Women's 3D Dachshund Socks
Women's 3D Dachshund Socks
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Women's 3D Dachshund Socks

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Landlord got you down with a no pets policy? Slip on a pair of 3D Dachshund socks and let your doggy dreams come true.

This 3D Dachshund style even comes in kid's sizes.

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Unisex Pastel Tie Dye Socks
Unisex Pastel Tie Dye Socks
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Unisex Pastel Tie Dye Socks

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Our brick-and-mortar location is in the historic Haight/Ashbury district, known for its ties to hippie movements and bright fashions, so there’s no way we’d skip these gorgeous designs from Maggie’s Organics. Hand-dyed and made from ethically sourced, organic cotton - each one is a little different!

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These beautiful women's crew socks by the brand Good Luck Socks feature an iconic self portrait of the artist Frida Kahlo with a monkey and a parrot on each shoulder, roses in her hair and a realistic beating red heart on her chest, depicted with many vivid beautiful colors.
Women's Ode to Frida Kahlo Socks
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Women's Ode to Frida Kahlo Socks

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Known for mixing realism with fantasy, Frida Kahlo has a plethora of vivid self portraits perfect to accent any style!

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Women's Bamboo Cherry Blossom Socks
Women's Bamboo Cherry Blossom Socks
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Women's Bamboo Cherry Blossom Socks

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Blooming in the spring for all to see, cherry blossoms are like a fairytale fantasy come to life. 🌸✨

Every pair of Socksmith bamboo socks features a seamless toe for ultimate comfort. Bamboo rayon is soft, luxurious, breathable and antimicrobial.

 

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Unisex Wild Things Socks
Unisex Wild Things Socks
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Unisex Wild Things Socks

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Stomp around all day long with a pair of socks that brings out your inner Wild Thing! Based off the classic Where the Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak you’ve got Max on one foot and his favorite wild thing on the other. 🐾

Every product sold by Out of Print helps support literacy programs around the world. Since 2010 Out of Print has donated over 3 million books to communities in need.

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Women's Pregnant Socks
Women's Pregnant Socks
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Women's Pregnant Socks

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A great big pregnant belly right on the heel of your foot, what could be better!

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These pink cotton women's crew socks by the brand Coucou Suzette feature bare breasts and a hand pinching one of the nipples.
Women's Nipple Pinch Socks
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Women's Nipple Pinch Socks

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Who doesn’t love a good nipple pinch every now and then? With consent only, of course!

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Unisex Haight Ashbury Tie Dye Knee High Socks
Unisex Haight Ashbury Tie Dye Knee High Socks
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Unisex Haight Ashbury Tie Dye Knee High Socks

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A lovechild between three parents, these socks are one in a million. Featuring our Haight-Ashbury home, the socks are custom made by Gumball Poodle, then sent to our friends at Tie Dye Heaven for a dye job that we just can't get enough of! 

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These fun white cotton socks with different silly cats on them come with Crayola fabric markets in purple, blue, pink and yellow to color in your own unique design.
Unisex Cat Vibes Color-In Socks
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Unisex Cat Vibes Color-In Socks

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Look at all these cool cats! The only thing that could make them any cooler would be some color. 😉

Living Royal’s Crayola Color-In socks fit a wide range of people! On children aged 5-10 years, the socks will fit like a crew length. On older kids and adults, the socks will fit more like an ankle sock. Once the socks are colored in, simply toss them in the dryer to set the colors. After that, the socks won’t fade or bleed onto your other clothing in the washing machine.

Crayola fabric marker colors may vary.

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Unisex Nice Jewish Boy Socks
Unisex Nice Jewish Boy Socks
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Unisex Nice Jewish Boy Socks

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For all the nice Jewish boys and girls out there, and the people who love them, we see you, and we have the perfect gift for you! Make sure to check out the counterpart "Nice Jewish Girl" socks.

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Women's I Made a Good Kid Socks
Women's I Made a Good Kid Socks
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Women's I Made a Good Kid Socks

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Can you believe that, you made your own kid, and even if you didn't actually “make your kid” we know your child is the bestest ever on earth!

Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of their socks to the humanitarian efforts of Doctors Without Borders (Médecins Sans Frontières).

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Women's Microfiber Fuzzy Socks
Women's Microfiber Fuzzy Socks
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Women's Microfiber Fuzzy Socks

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There’s nothing better than feeling the sweet caress of a cloud with each and every step you take! Slip on some Foot Traffic fuzzies and let your feet rejoice.

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Unisex It's OK To Fart Socks
Unisex It's OK To Fart Socks
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Unisex It's OK To Fart Socks

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It’s time to let loose with Gumball Poodle’s It’s OK To Fart Socks! Whoever smelt it dealt it, so if you just don’t say anything...we won’t either ;)

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Women's Boobs Socks
Women's Boobs Socks
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Women's Boobs Socks

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Round, bouncy, and beautiful, boobs are like the 8th wonder of the world.

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Unisex Ruth Bader Ginsburg Socks
Unisex Ruth Bader Ginsburg Socks
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Unisex Ruth Bader Ginsburg Socks

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All rise for the incredibly accomplished, insanely capable, and amazingly ambitious: Ruth Bader Ginsburg! 

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Women's Rainbow Toe Socks
Women's Rainbow Toe Socks
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Women's Rainbow Toe Socks

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Treat your toes to the touch of a technicolor rainbow with Foot Traffic’s rainbow toe socks. Perfect for wearing with flip flops!

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Women's Glitter Over the Rainbow Socks
Women's Glitter Over the Rainbow Socks
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Women's Glitter Over the Rainbow Socks

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The only thing better than a rainbow that shines is a rainbow that shines and sparkles in all of its brilliant glory!

These amazing socks come in kid's sizes too, so grown ups and kiddos can match!

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Women's Vertical Rainbow Over the Knee Socks
Women's Vertical Rainbow Over the Knee Socks
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Women's Vertical Rainbow Over the Knee Socks

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From the sole of your shoe to the soul of your body, Foot Traffic keeps your pride at 100 with a sock perfect for everyone under the rainbow.

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Women's Fuck Off I'm Reading Socks
Women's Fuck Off I'm Reading Socks
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Women's Fuck Off I'm Reading Socks

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Don’t waste your breath, just flash your socks and they’ll get the picture.

Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of their socks to the humanitarian efforts of Doctors Without Borders (Médecins Sans Frontières).

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Women's Significant Otter Socks
Women's Significant Otter Socks
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Women's Significant Otter Socks

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  • $9.00