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It’s time to let loose with Gumball Poodle’s It’s OK To Fart Socks! Whoever smelt it dealt it, so if you just don’t say anything...we won’t either ;)
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Don’t just question authority, put it in its place. With Blue Q’s “You’re not the boss of me” socks you can flaunt your independence and let the world know you dance to the beat of your own drum.
You really don’t know what you got until it’s GONE. 😢
Don’t waste your breath, just flash your socks and they’ll get the picture.
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The perfect gift for Father’s Day, or Valentine’s Day, no one’s judging.
For the days when it seems like the sun won’t shine, just say fuck it with Blue Q’s Fuck This Shit sock. The socks’ cartoon girl struck by lightning on the foot is a perfect way to express your disdain for the day.
You don’t apologize because there’s no need for you to apologize. Sorry they’re wrong? Sorry you’re better than them? Any way you spin it Sorry, but you’re just not sorry!
Hello? Does no one care that I haven’t eaten since breakfast and in the next hour I’ll turn into an 8 foot werewolf devouring EVERYTHING.
Hashtag #TeamDogs. There’s big ones, little ones, furry ones, not so furry ones, smart ones, dumb ones, fast ones, slow ones, old ones, and young ones, but at the end of the day, they’re all amazing.
These socks are so cute, they are sure to quack you up! Available in turquoise and featuring bright yellow rubber ducks, they're sure to brighten up any outfit.
When you don’t have anything nice to say, just flash these lil guys and they’ll get the picture.
Gumball Poodle’s Sassy Knee High Socks are a perfect compliment to your quick wit and dominant attitude. Show the world you don’t mess around when it comes to being cheeky!
Big, small, flat, round, hairy, or shaved! All butts are beautiful so let’s celebrate with Gumball Poodle’s Butt Socks.
People often wonder what the dinosaurs did besides eat and sleep, well boy do we have a surprise for you!
A sock fit for only the baddest of asses. 🍑💯
The patriarchy doesn’t stand a chance when kitties this fierce are on the frontlines! 👊😼
You know life can’t always be butterflies and lemons, and it won’t always smell like it either. 😷💩💀
As the leader of misfits and delinquents, it's only right you get your own sock!
Complete with shiny gold glasses and an infinitely long neck, these Giraffe with Glasses socks by K.Bell are the perfect for any long neck lover out there!
It’s not your fault you’re the smartest, prettiest, bestest person around but if haters are gonna call you a Bitch then why not wear Gumball Poodle’s Bitch socks with pride!
What’s better than agriculture and the good ‘ol outdoors? Blue Q’s I Fucking Love It Out Here Socks are fit for those with green thumbs, and toes!
Blue Q’s I'm A Delicate Flower are for people who require hugs on the daily, long walks on the beach, and a kiss goodnight for ultimate happiness. Handle me with care or do not handle me at all! :(
As the ‘UP’ cloud peeks above your shoe, onlookers will be left unaware of the snarkiness hiding in your shoe. Let them know where they can shove it with Blue Q’s Up Yours sock.
Like this flower, you too take no shit and give no fucks. Nothing gets past your confidence and independence so take pride in that with Blue Q’s sock.
For the moments when people just don’t get the hint, flash them Blue Q’s Stop Talking Sock and let them down gently, but you might have to show both legs if they just don’t get it.
What your boss doesn’t know, won’t hurt ‘em. Show your workplace what a team player looks like, with Blue Q’s I Love My Job socks.
Who doesn’t love a good nipple pinch every now and then? With consent only, of course!
When you’re looking that good, nobody can tell you what to do.
They can’t use the word to put you down when you wear it this well! 💅
We see what you can do with some needle and fabric and we LOVE IT.
Just hangin' with some squirrels, what are you up to?