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It’s time to let loose with Gumball Poodle’s It’s OK To Fart Socks! Whoever smelt it dealt it, so if you just don’t say anything...we won’t either ;)
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The perfect gift for Father’s Day, or Valentine’s Day, no one’s judging.
For the days when it seems like the sun won’t shine, just say fuck it with Blue Q’s Fuck This Shit sock. The socks’ cartoon girl struck by lightning on the foot is a perfect way to express your disdain for the day.
Don’t just question authority, put it in its place. With Blue Q’s “You’re not the boss of me” socks you can flaunt your independence and let the world know you dance to the beat of your own drum.
Don’t waste your breath, just flash your socks and they’ll get the picture.
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When you don’t have anything nice to say, just flash these lil guys and they’ll get the picture.
To anyone who ever told you they’d do something when pigs fly: it’s GO time!
Why limit the incredible fun of a rubber ducky to bath time when you can slap it on a sock and enjoy the ducky delight EVERYWHERE!
Complete with shiny gold glasses and an infinitely long neck, these Giraffe with Glasses socks by K.Bell are the perfect for any long neck lover out there!
Hello? Does no one care that I haven’t eaten since breakfast and in the next hour I’ll turn into an 8 foot werewolf devouring EVERYTHING.
Hashtag #TeamDogs. There’s big ones, little ones, furry ones, not so furry ones, smart ones, dumb ones, fast ones, slow ones, old ones, and young ones, but at the end of the day, they’re all amazing.
The patriarchy doesn’t stand a chance when kitties this fierce are on the frontlines! 👊😼
Slap on Gumball Poodle’s Lit as Fuck socks when it’s time to turn the fuck up. Great for parties, picnics, baptisms, weddings and even bat mitzvahs!
Big, small, flat, round, hairy, or shaved! All butts are beautiful so let’s celebrate with Gumball Poodle’s Butt Socks.
People often wonder what the dinosaurs did besides eat and sleep, well boy do we have a surprise for you!
A sock fit for only the baddest of asses. 🍑💯
You know life can’t always be butterflies and lemons, and it won’t always smell like it either. 😷💩💀
As the leader of misfits and delinquents, it's only right you get your own sock!
And if you can’t be a unicorn, well Beyoncé is always good a second choice. 💃
It’s not your fault you’re the smartest, prettiest, bestest person around but if haters are gonna call you a Bitch then why not wear Gumball Poodle’s Bitch socks with pride!
Blue Q’s I'm A Delicate Flower are for people who require hugs on the daily, long walks on the beach, and a kiss goodnight for ultimate happiness. Handle me with care or do not handle me at all! :(
As the ‘UP’ cloud peeks above your shoe, onlookers will be left unaware of the snarkiness hiding in your shoe. Let them know where they can shove it with Blue Q’s Up Yours sock.
Like this flower, you too take no shit and give no fucks. Nothing gets past your confidence and independence so take pride in that with Blue Q’s sock.
For the moments when people just don’t get the hint, flash them Blue Q’s Stop Talking Sock and let them down gently, but you might have to show both legs if they just don’t get it.
What your boss doesn’t know, won’t hurt ‘em. Show your workplace what a team player looks like, with Blue Q’s I Love My Job socks.
You won’t have to explain yourself with these on. From the horse on this sock to your neighbor’s best friend, no one will be free from your love to hate.
Who doesn’t love a good nipple pinch every now and then? With consent only, of course!
Well, we talk the shit, and the dog barks, but we’re positive it’s in agreement. 🐶🧡
When you’re looking that good, nobody can tell you what to do.
We see what you can do with some needle and fabric and we LOVE IT.
Once that stove is on and the fridge is open, there’s no stopping this kitchen throwdown!