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Pair of feet wears navy blue crew socks with white stars & constellations. Every few seconds the stars changed to a glow in the dark green.
Men's Glow in the Dark Constellation Socks
$12.95
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of grey cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with yellow and orange stripes on the cuff and yellow striped heel and toe. These socks feature the phrase, "IT'S OKAY TO FART" in yellow type on the leg.
Unisex It's OK To Fart Socks
$13.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle, black cotton crew socks with white heel/toe/accent stripes and “Daddy” text
Unisex Daddy Socks
$13.95
These colorful navy cotton men's crew socks by the brand Socksmith feature bright orange Octopus in a repeated pattern on the foot and leg.
Men's Socktopus Socks
$12.00
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of green and white striped cotton Out of Print brand unisex crew socks. These socks feature a red heel and toe with the iconic Very Hunger Caterpillar face on the toe.
Unisex Hungry Caterpillar Socks
$12.95
These green cotton men's crew socks with a black heel and toe by the brand Blue Q feature simplistic trees with a large quote bubble proclaiming "I fucking love it out here" on the leg.
Men's I Fucking Love It Socks
$14.99
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of black cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with white striped cuff/heel/toe. These socks feature the phrase, "I GIVE THE BEST BLOW JOBS" in alternating black and white font.
Unisex I Give the Best Blowjobs Socks
$13.95
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Socksmith brand men's cotton crew socks in grey with black heel/cuff/toe and a cartoon fox face on the leg. The text on the sock reads, "Zero (fox) Given" using the fox design in between the words.
Men's Zero "Fox" Given Socks
From $12.00
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These blue and green cotton men's crew socks with a light blue cuff by the brand Foot Traffic feature an alien spaceship beaming up a cow that was grazing in a field.
Men's Alien Abduction Socks
$12.00
These heathered blue/green and black funny men's cotton crew socks by Mod Socks feature Big Foot walking amongst the trees drinking a beer.
Men's Sasquatch Loves Beer Socks
$12.00
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Socksmith's black cotton men's crew socks with various types of sushi rolls and chopsticks in an all-over pattern
Men's Sushi Socks
$12.00
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle black cotton crew socks with pink toe/heel and yellow “Everything Hurts and I’m Dying” text
Unisex Everything Hurts Socks
$13.95
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Sock It To Me green cotton men's crew socks with black starry sky and various sasquatches enjoying a campfire (playing banjo, roasting marshmallows) among a pine forest
Men's Sasquatch Camp Out Socks
$12.95
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of K. Bell’s black cotton men’s crew socks with white hands flipping the middle finger
Men's Middle Finger Socks
$13.00
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Mod Socks’ brown cotton men's crew socks with a large design of different kinds of mushrooms
Men's Mushroom Socks
$12.00
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White background with two pink crew socks on foot forms with black barbed wire pattern around the top, beige and tan sand on foot, multiple green cactuses, and a green frog wearing a beige cowboy hat holding a whip. Black text reads "FUCK ALL YALL."
Unisex Fuck All Y'all Socks
$12.95
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These blue cotton men's crew socks by the brand Hot Sox feature the famous print The Great Wave by the Japanese artist Hokusai.
Men's Great Wave Socks
$14.00
a .png of a pair of black socks with ivory toe and heel, orange stripe details and ivory text that says "sounds like bullshit to me"
Unisex Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Socks
$13.95
Shown on a leg form, a pair of Socksmith's bamboo men's crew socks in blue with adorable cartoon mushroom people that include legs and cheeky butts
Men's Bamboo Fungi Fun Guys Socks
$14.00
Dinosaurs wearing sunglasses are shown skateboarding all over a blue background for this men's cotton crew sock by Socksmith.
Men's Skate or Dinosaur Socks
$12.00
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle unisex cotton crew sock in green with an orange and green striped toe and cuff. The leg features the words, "HOME IS WHERE THE WEED IS".
Unisex Home Is Where the Weed Is Socks
$13.95
The Tapatio hot sauce logo is shown on a white background with flame accents on this men's cotton crew sock by Socksmith.
Men's Tapatio Socks
$12.00
Shown in a flaylay, a pair of Blue Q brand men's cotton crew socks in grey and black with an abstract crisscross design along the foot and a sad sock sitting on stairs on the leg. The text on the sock reads, "Worst Gift Ever" along the top.
Men's Worst Gift Ever Socks
$14.99
These multi-colored men's polyester crew socks with a black toe and cuff by the brand Good Luck Socks feature all different types of small mushrooms in different colors covering the leg and foot.
Men's Mushroom Socks
$15.00
Foot forms wear a pair of grey and white striped crew socks
Men's Bamboo Sailor Stripe Socks
$12.00
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Blue Q blue cotton men’s crew socks with a guy using a controller and the words “Fuck Off, I’m Gaming”
Men's Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Socks
$14.99
A black men's cotton crew sock by Modsock is shown on a flatlay featuring sheet music all along the sock from top to bottom.
Men's A Genius Composition Socks
$12.00
These green cotton funny men's crew socks with a black cuff by the brand Foot Traffic have a picture of a talking dill pickle on them and a word bubble that says "I'm kind of a big dill".
Men's Big Dill Socks
$12.00
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Socksmith's gray cotton men's crew socks with lime green cuff/heel/toe and all over pattern of burning dumpsters
Men's Dumpster Fire Socks
$12.00
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Sock It To Me brand Stretch It cotton knee high socks in grey and black. The leg of the sock is grey with a cartoon ostrich design going down the leg and transitioning into the black foot of the sock.
Unisex Ostrich Stretch-It Knee High Socks
$12.95