Collection: Nerd Alert!

Einstein once said “The socks of a scientist are as crucial as their research,” or maybe we did...
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women's indoors box collection of cozy socks
Women's Indoorsy Surprise Gift Box
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From $40.00
An array of cozy, fuzzy, indoorsy socks
Men's Indoorsy Surprise Gift Box
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From $40.00
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Blue Q brand combed cotton women's crew sock in denim blue with a navy blue heel and toe. The sock features an all over design of abstracted stacks of library books in shades of blue, grey, and red. The leg of the sock has two designs, one side has an illustration of a sleeping cat and the other has a cartoon women reading a book with the words " fuck off, I'm reading." above her.
Women's Fuck Off I'm Reading Socks
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$13.99
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In flatlay, a pair of butterscotch socks with light blue heels and toes, blue and neon yellow stripe patterns near the toe and ankle, and neon yellow text that reads "Bird Nerd"
Unisex Bird Nerd Socks
Price
$13.95
Women's Science Lab Socks
Women's Science Lab Socks
Price
$10.00
These black cotton women's crew socks with a yellow cuff by the brand Foot Traffic feature the planets and their names Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune lined up running down the leg of the sock.
Women's Planets Socks
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$9.00
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Blue Q blue cotton men’s crew socks with a guy using a controller and the words “Fuck Off, I’m Gaming”
Men's Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Socks
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$14.99
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Socksmith's sky blue cotton men's crew socks with black heel/cuff/toe, test tubes, atoms, mathematic equations and labradors in lab coats and safety goggles
Men's Science Lab Socks
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$12.00
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Blue Q brand men's cotton crew socks in grey with a blue cuff/heel/toe and 2 red stripes on the foot. The socks feature a cartoon man gaming in front of a TV with text that starts at the top of the sock and goes down onto the foot reading, "Video Game Socks, Game On, and On and On and On".
Men's Video Game Socks
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$14.99
Women's Nevermore Knee High Socks
Women's Nevermore Knee High Socks
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$12.00
Women's Time for a Good Book Socks
Women's Time for a Good Book Socks
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$10.00
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Mod Socks’ warm brown cotton men's crew socks with a stack of books, skull, and raven
Men's Nevermore Socks
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$12.00
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Sock It To Me green cotton men's crew socks with alien waving goodbye as it gets sucked into a UFO
Men's I Believe Socks
Price
$12.95
Various math equations like the quadratic formula and the theory of spacial relativity cover a men's black cotton crew sock by Socksmith while displayed as as two socks flat down.
Men's Math Socks
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$12.00
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of unisex dark green socks with a light green heel and toe. The Cuff is striped and the leg of the crew sock has a depiction of Medusa. The foot features a green scale pattern.
Unisex Medusa Socks
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$12.95
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of unisex crew socks in  purple, black, and, gray. The ankle and heel of the socks are purple and the cuff is purple and black stripped. The leg of the socks depicts famous poet, Edgar Allan Poe with a raven on his head and the other side of the sock Edgar with a skull for a face with a raven on his head. The foot of the sock is black with purple script.
Unisex The Raven + Poe Socks
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$12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Out of Print brand unisex cotton crew sock featuring the 1972 cover of the novel A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess. This image is known as the 'cog eyed droog' with a red background, a black bowler hat, a single eye, and a green shirt.
Unisex A Clockwork Orange Socks
Price
$12.95
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Out of Print brand unisex cotton crew socks in grey with black heel/toe/cuff. The sock features all over motif of cartoon Edgar Allen Poe faces as if they were polka-dots.
Unisex Poe-Ka-Dot Socks
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$12.95
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of unisex crew socks in dark purple with a black heel and toe. The cuff is stripped purple and black while the leg of the sock features the Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland on a branch with the moon in yellow on the other side of the sock. The foot of the sock fades the tree down into black
Unisex Cheshire Cat Socks
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$12.95
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Women's Wanderer Socks
Women's Wanderer Socks
Price
$9.00
Shown on leg forms, a pair of men's Foot Traffic brand cotton crew socks with a dark blue cuff, green heel, and mustard toe. The leg of this sock is light green with a blue mountain rage and the words, "Not all who wander are lost" in a cursive font. The foot is green with a white compass on the top of the foot and a dark blue map on the bottom of the foot.
Men's Wanderer Socks
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$12.00
These black cotton men's crew socks by the brand Socksmith feature multi colored medicines, pill bottles, stethoscopes, and needles, making them the perfect gift for a doctor or nurse.
Men's Meds Socks
Price
$12.00
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of unisex Out of Print blue cotton crew socks with green goofy faces sticking out their tongue like on the book cover, “Don’t” on the sole of one foot, “Panic” on the other, and navy cuff/heel/toe
Unisex Hitchhiker's Guide Socks
Price
$12.95
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of unisex Out of Print gray cotton crew socks with illustrated pigeon cartoon on outside of ankle
Unisex Don't Let The Pigeon Ride The Bus Socks
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$12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of green and white striped cotton Out of Print brand unisex crew socks. These socks feature a red heel and toe with the iconic Very Hunger Caterpillar face on the toe.
Unisex Hungry Caterpillar Socks
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$12.95
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Out of Print brand unisex cotton crew socks in tan with a red heel/toe/cuff and a black sole. The sock features a black and white cartoon sloth hanging from a vine with a red book.
Unisex Book Sloth Socks
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$12.95
A girl is seen at her desk eating popcorn and watching her laptop with the words "Go away I'm introverting" written above her on the leg of this crew length women's cotton sock by Blue Q.
Women's Go Away I'm Introverting Socks
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$13.99
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of K. Bell’s black cotton men’s crew socks with green 1s and 0s
Men's Binary Tech Socks
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$13.00
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A pair of blue socks on foot forms featuring pine trees, a spiky dragons tail, and the text inside a lime green circle that says "dragons and wizards and shit"
Men's Dragons & Wizards Socks
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$14.99
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Shown in a flatlay, all 4 of the Kid's Very Hungry Caterpillar socks. From left to right these kid's cotton crew socks are as follows; a white sock with green heel/toe/cuff and yellow, blue, red, and green stripes, a red sock with green heel/toe/cuff and a caterpillars face, a white and red sock with green cuff and red heel and toe features the caterpillars face on the toe, and a light and dark green striped sock with a red heel and toe.
Kid's Very Hungry Caterpillar 4-Pack Socks
Price
$14.00