NEW NEW NEW

As the seasons change, so does our selection! Here come the newest of the new, like soooo new they’re almost from the future. 🙊

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In flatlay: 2 cream-colored gym socks with dark gray stripe patterns. A large blue band on the leg contains text reading "BITCH"
Unisex Bitch Socks
$13.95
In flatlay: pair of cream gym socks with hot pink stripe patterns. A purple band around the leg contains text reading 'CUNT'
Unisex Cunt Socks
$13.95
In flatlay: a pair of off-white gym socks with green accents and "HORNY" written across the leg
Unisex Horny Socks
$13.95
Cream socks with pink, orange and teal accents & text that reads "GOOD MOMS SAY BAD WORDS"
Unisex Good Moms Say Bad Words Socks
$13.95
Blue quarter crew sock with treeline pattern and yellow sky on ankle
Women's Treeline Hike Socks
$25.95
Blue & purple crew sock featuring a bear and a treeline
Women's Bear Town Hike Socks
$24.95
Ivory sock featuring capybaras with oranges on their backs
Women's Bamboo Capybara Orange Socks
$14.00
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Sheer socks on foot forms with black edges and red & yellow embroidered beetles
Women's Sheer Beetles Socks
$14.00
Light pink socks with red strawberry pattern on a white background
Women's Fuzzy Berry Socks
$14.00
Foot form wears a maroon crew sock featuring bottles & glasses of red & white wine
Women's Fine Wine Socks
$12.00
A flat lay photograph of a green sports sock with the words Haight Ashbury repeated down the leg in a gradient of colors from yellow to red.
Unisex Haight-Ashbury Socks
$13.95
Burgundy bamboo crew sock on foot form against white background
Women's Bamboo Socks
$9.50
White background with two pink crew socks on foot forms with black barbed wire pattern around the top, beige and tan sand on foot, multiple green cactuses, and a green frog wearing a beige cowboy hat holding a whip. Black text reads "FUCK ALL YALL."
Women's Fuck All Y'all Socks
$12.95
White background, black-and-white gingham anklet with ruffled top on a foot form
Women's Gingham Ankle Socks
$8.00
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A white background holds six pairs of quarter-crew socks in flatlay: green, yellow and white plaid, solid white with half an avocado on the ankle, white with green stripes, green with an avocado on the ankle, white with green bands around the toe and ankle and an avocado on the ankle, and solid yellow with an avocado on the ankle
Women's Avocado Low Cut 6-Pack
$12.00
Shown in flatlay: 6 crew socks, 1 of each rainbow color: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple
Women's Rainbow Solid Socks
$7.00
Blue sock with otter pattern on a white background
Women's Bamboo Just An Otter Day Socks
$14.00
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Foot forms wear hot pink crew socks with pink hearts and smiling pink and white boba teas.
Women's Feeling Bubbly Socks
$12.00
2 foot forms wear beige socks with pink heel & toe featuring a bouquet of white, blue, pink and red flowers with green leaves in a red pot. Green text reads "MENOPAUSE WHAT THE FUCK?"
Women's Menopause Socks
$14.99
2 foot forms wear lavender socks with white heel, toe and top. They feature boxy red, blue, black, white and aqua designs, and a woman in an aqua hoodie on a blue couch with a video game controller. White text on the couch reads "FUCK OFF, I'M GAMING".
Women's Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Socks
$14.99
Foot form wears white and gold crew sock with blue heel, toe & ankle featuring redwood trees, a grizzly bear drinking a glass of red wine, a red star, red script that reads "California," & black text that reads "EST 1850"
Women's California Socks
$12.00
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Shown in flatlay: 2 black sheer socks with solid purple heel, toe and ankle and pink, yellow, orange, and lavender mushrooms
Women's Sheer Magic Mushrooms Socks
$22.95
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Shown in flatlay: 2 sheer socks with dusty rose heel, toe and ruffle ankle featuring strawberries and red & white daisies
Women's Sheer Strawberry Daisy Socks
$22.95
Shown in flatlay: 2 black sheer crew socks with wine-colored heel, toe & ankle featuring pink, green & wine patterned snakes and flowers
Women's Sheer Serpentine Floral Socks
$22.95
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A pair of socks on footforms sit on a white background. The bottom half of each sock depicts light green grass and mushrooms and a wavy light blue river. Several red mushrooms and smiling flowers grow up the sides of the socks. A green frog sits cross-legged playing a banjo atop the largest mushroom, under a smiling sun and black text that reads "EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT"
Women's Everything is Alright Socks
$12.95
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A white background shows a pair of crew socks on foot forms. The feet of the socks are beige with black toes & heels and a pattern of small black dots and large chocolate chip cookies. The ankle is black with several brown and white dots that look like stars. On the outer edge of the ankle a pudgy raccoon sits on its haunches with a cookie under beige and brown text that reads "EAT SHIT AND DIE." The inner ankle displays a toppled gray trash can spilling more cookies and other rubbish.
Women's Eat Shit Raccoon Socks
$12.95
Pink sock with 'COOL MOM' text on a white background
Unisex Cool Mom Socks
$13.95
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Unisex Big Clit Energy Socks
Unisex Big Clit Energy Socks
$13.95
Beige sock with blueberry pattern on a white background
Women's Blueberries Socks
$12.00
Tan sock with a cartoon goose design and text that reads "CERTIFIED SILLY GOOSE"
Women's Silly Goose Socks
$12.00