What New Year's Resolution?

We salute the valiant efforts of healthy eaters and gym goers, but today all that matters is a happy belly and even happier feet!

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of grey cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with yellow and orange stripes on the cuff and yellow striped heel and toe. These socks feature the phrase, "IT'S OKAY TO FART" in yellow type on the leg.
Unisex It's OK To Fart Socks
$13.95
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A single dainty pink flower sits in a vase with the words "take no shit" written above it while "give no fucks" is followed on the foot of this women's white cotton Blue Q crew sock.
Women's Take No Shit Socks
$13.99
Shown on a leg form, these white cotton unisex crew socks with a blue toe and striped cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "FUCK YOU" in rainbow colors repeated down the leg and emoji smiley faces running down the front.
Unisex Fuck You Socks
$13.95
A girl is seen at her desk eating popcorn and watching her laptop with the words "Go away I'm introverting" written above her on the leg of this crew length women's cotton sock by Blue Q.
Women's Go Away I'm Introverting Socks
$13.99
Women's Stop Talking Socks
Women's Stop Talking Socks
$13.99
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Blue Q brand men's cotton crew socks in grey with a blue cuff/heel/toe and 2 red stripes on the foot. The socks feature a cartoon man gaming in front of a TV with text that starts at the top of the sock and goes down onto the foot reading, "Video Game Socks, Game On, and On and On and On".
Men's Video Game Socks
$14.99
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of women's Socksmith brand cotton crew socks in seafoam green with a hot pink heel, toe, and cuff. The sock has an all over motif of pink frosted donuts.
Women's Donuts Socks
$10.00
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of K. Bell’s black cotton men’s crew socks with white hands flipping the middle finger
Men's Middle Finger Socks
$13.00
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of women's Blue Q cotton ankle socks in orange with a cream heel, toe, and cuff. The front of the socks features a cartoon wolf man with a knife and fork and the word "HANGRY" in cream across the toe.
Women's Hangry Ankle Socks
$12.99
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Sock it to Me brand men's cotton crew socks in red with a black heel, toe, and cuff. These socks feature various vintage game controllers in white all over the sock.
Men's Multiplayer Socks
$9.95
$12.95
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Socksmith's black cotton men's crew socks with orange cuff/heel/toe and all-over pattern of delicious hardshell tacos
Men's Tacos Socks
From $12.00
Women's Namaste You Guys Socks
Women's Namaste You Guys Socks
$13.99
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Mod Socks’ gray cotton men's crew socks with various steins of foamy beer
Men's Craft Beer Socks
$12.00
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Socksmith's cotton men's crew socks with Corona beer logo and signature navy blue and white background
Men's Corona Socks
From $12.00
Shown in a flat lay, a pair of Sock Smith brand women's cotton crew sock in red with a black heel, toe, and cuff. The leg of the sock features the iconic Coca Cola branding in white lettering.
Women's Coca-Cola Socks
$10.00
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of women's Blue Q cotton crew socks in olive green with a blue heel and toe. These socks feature a cartoon women over a pot with a spoon and the phrase, "Get the hell out of My kitchen" above her. The foot of the sock features abstracted pots and pans in red, green, and orange.
Women's Get The Hell Out Of My Kitchen Socks
$13.99
Shown on leg forms, a pair of Sock Smith brand women's cotton crew socks in blue and white featuring the Corona Extra label on the leg.
Women's Corona Socks
$10.00
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Socksmith's red cotton men's crew socks with Coca-Cola logo text and black cuff/heel/toe
Men's Coca-Cola Socks
$12.00
Women's Tapatio Socks
Women's Tapatio Socks
$10.00
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of men's crew length K.Bell brand nylon and cotton socks in black with a bright green heel, toe, and cuff. The sock features an all over motif of marijuana leaves in shades of green and brown.
Men's Pot Luck Socks
$13.00
Women's Weed Socks
Women's Weed Socks
$12.00
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Socksmith brand women's cotton crew socks in grey with a red heel, toe, and cuff. The leg of the sock features the iconic Diet Coke Logo.
Women's Diet Coke Socks
$10.00
a pair of black socks with a green toe, heel and cuff printed with many yellow tacos with cat faces and ears
Women's Cat Taco Socks
$10.00
Women's Mac 'N Cheese Socks
Women's Mac 'N Cheese Socks
$10.00
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Socksmith's black cotton men's crew socks with red cuff/heel/toe, Tapatio hot sauce bottle and the text “Tapatio: I’d Tap That!”
Men's I'd Tap That Socks
$12.00