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Cheers/Queers! Button
Cheers/Queers! Button
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Cheers/Queers! Button

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Celebrate your queerness with pride! Whether you’re the kid in the corner or the unicorn of the room, this magic button is sure to light up your life.

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Trump is an Evil Motherfucker Card
Trump is an Evil Motherfucker Card
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Trump is an Evil Motherfucker Card

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He really is one of the worst people we’ve had the displeasure of knowing, but we hope your friend has a lovely lovely day.

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Met Each Other Miracle Card
Met Each Other Miracle Card
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Met Each Other Miracle Card

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There’s 7 billion people on this earth, but only one you.❤️

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So Glad You Were Born Card
So Glad You Were Born Card
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So Glad You Were Born Card

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We send this card to Beyoncé every single year! 🐝💕

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So Happy Bob Ross Card
So Happy Bob Ross Card
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So Happy Bob Ross Card

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Paradise is a fresh set of paints, a new brush, and the serene voice of Bob Ross guiding you into euphoric happiness.

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Haight Ashbury Pin
Haight Ashbury Pin
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Haight Ashbury Pin

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Celebrate the Haight-Ashbury’s history of creativity and expression with a pin featuring the neighborhood’s favorite plant and iconic street signs!

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Books Are Magic Pins
Books Are Magic Pins
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Books Are Magic Pins

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Whether you read digital or in paper, books are all the same: a work of art that transports you from one world to another!

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Boobs Pins
Boobs Pins
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Boobs Pins

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“Nice boobs” - Everyone who’s ever seen this pin.

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Eye Pin
Eye Pin
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Eye Pin

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Unleash an ocean of knowledge and power as your third eye opens and becomes the staple accessory you didn't know you needed.

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Bed Pin
Bed Pin
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Bed Pin

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From PG-13 to Rated R, love and passion have no rating ;)

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Mixed Love Pin
Mixed Love Pin
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Mixed Love Pin

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They say Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth, but they’ve never been in your arms. ♡

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Trump is a Feckless Twat Card
Trump is a Feckless Twat Card
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Trump is a Feckless Twat Card

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Absolutely no backbone, absolutely no accountability, and absolutely no brains. Donald Trump is a true twat, but your friend is not, LET’S CELEBRATE!

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Girls Pajama Party Pin
Girls Pajama Party Pin
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Girls Pajama Party Pin

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Just two girls hanging out, under covers, having fun. 👭💕

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Boys Pajama Party Pin
Boys Pajama Party Pin
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Boys Pajama Party Pin

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Pyjamas? Who said anything about pyjamas...

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You're The Best Card
You're The Best Card
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You're The Best Card

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And there will never be anyone better, and you’ll go down in history as the greatest that ever was!

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Active Bitch Face Mug
Active Bitch Face Mug
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Active Bitch Face Mug

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Remind these suckers who the real boss is! 💁‍♀️

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Patriarchy Refill Mug
Patriarchy Refill Mug
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Patriarchy Refill Mug

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Amen to that! Cheers to all the hardworking women of the world overcoming daily oppression in the fight for a better, more equal tomorrow. 

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Every Great Woman Card
Every Great Woman Card
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Every Great Woman Card

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What better way to celebrate your partner in crime than a card that tells it how it is! 👯‍♀️✨

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Ducking Love You Card
Ducking Love You Card
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Ducking Love You Card

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Oh where would we be without the magic of emojis? 😂👀🙊

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Go Shorty Card
Go Shorty Card
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Go Shorty Card

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C’mon birthday baby, let’s see you wobble and wobble and wobble ! 🐕 🎶🕺

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Bath Pin
Bath Pin
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Bath Pin

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It’s a gay bath pin.

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#Blessed Card
#Blessed Card
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#Blessed Card

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Just cause he's the son of god doesn't mean he can't party!

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When In Doubt Pouch
When In Doubt Pouch
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When In Doubt Pouch

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We couldn’t have said it better ourselves, Miss Granger!

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The Little Prince Pouch
The Little Prince Pouch
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The Little Prince Pouch

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What is life? What is a sheep? Explore these existential questions and more with the Little Prince and their not so little ideas!

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Who's Awesome? Pencil Case
Who's Awesome? Pencil Case
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Who's Awesome? Pencil Case

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Now would a brontosaurus on a pencil pouch lie to you? Answer: No ♡

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Fuck Off I'm Reading Pencil Case
Fuck Off I'm Reading Pencil Case
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Fuck Off I'm Reading Pencil Case

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No more death stares and shouting matches! With this pencil cases the loudmouths in your life will get the picture.

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Be Yourself Unicorn Pencil Case
Be Yourself Unicorn Pencil Case
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Be Yourself Unicorn Pencil Case

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Do you think unicorns ever look in the mirror and they’re like “Damn, I’m me, I’m a unicorn”?

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Bitches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse
Bitches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse
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Bitches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse

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Well duh you’ve got it done, who else was gonna do it?

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Ice Cream Money Coin Purse
Ice Cream Money Coin Purse
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Ice Cream Money Coin Purse

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A sweet little purse for a sweet little person who’s ready to buy themselves some sweet little treats!

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Cat Butt Coin Purse
Cat Butt Coin Purse
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Cat Butt Coin Purse

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Tail in the air, these kitties don’t care! Flash that cash and some kitty cat booty with a coin purse that’s butt loads of fun.

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Barack On! Card
Barack On! Card
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Barack On! Card

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His time in the White House might be over, but his legacy of hope and change are sure to Barack on and on and on!

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Avocado Toast Card
Avocado Toast Card
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Avocado Toast Card

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Yeah, avocado toast might be might be basic... basically delicious.

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Birthday Cardi Card
Birthday Cardi Card
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Birthday Cardi Card

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We promise there were no shoes flung in the making of this greeting card, and hopefully there’s none on the receiving end either...

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Treasure You Card
Treasure You Card
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Treasure You Card

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With hair that big and a jewel that shiny, it’s no wonder trolls are the treasure of hearts all around the world.

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You Slay Card
You Slay Card
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You Slay Card

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Okay ladies now let’s get to supporting! Congratulate your loved one’s victories with a card featuring the queen of music, and practically the world.

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High Friend Card
High Friend Card
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High Friend Card

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It’s 4:20 somewhere, right? Celebrate with a card perfect for your best bud, featuring Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobsen from Broad City! 

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