Hall Of Fame

Socks don’t go into this section until they’ve gone DOUBLE platinum! Think of it as our secret little treasure chest ;)
91 products
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Blue Q brand combed cotton women's crew sock in denim blue with a navy blue heel and toe. The sock features an all over design of abstracted stacks of library books in shades of blue, grey, and red. The leg of the sock has two designs, one side has an illustration of a sleeping cat and the other has a cartoon women reading a book with the words " fuck off, I'm reading." above her.
Women's Fuck Off I'm Reading Socks
$14.99
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of grey cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with yellow and orange stripes on the cuff and yellow striped heel and toe. These socks feature the phrase, "IT'S OKAY TO FART" in yellow type on the leg.
Unisex It's OK To Fart Socks
$13.95
Pair of feet wears navy blue crew socks with white stars & constellations. Every few seconds the stars changed to a glow in the dark green.
Men's Glow in the Dark Constellation Socks
$14.00
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Socksmith brand women's bamboo crew socks in sage green with a pink heel, toe, and cuff. This sock features an all over design cherry blossom branches reaching around the sock.
Women's Bamboo Cherry Blossom Socks
$14.00
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of women's Blue Q brand combed cotton crew socks in blue with a grey heel, toe, and cuff and a cartoon women with an umbrella. The leg features the phrase, "Fuck this shit." and the foot has a smaller cartoon of a woman with a blown backwards umbrella.
Women's Fuck This Shit Socks
$14.99
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Flatlay image of crew socks depicting Van Gogh's "Starry Night"
Women's Starry Night Socks
$10.00
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle, black cotton crew socks with white heel/toe/accent stripes and “Daddy” text
Unisex Daddy Socks
$13.95
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Socksmith brand women's bamboo crew roll-top socks in black and white stripes with a red heel and toe.
Women's Bamboo Sailor Stripe Socks
$12.00
A flat lay photograph of pink socks with a naked pregnant woman with light skin and black hair, whose pregnant belly fills up the heel of the sock.
Women's Pregnant Socks
$18.95
A single dainty pink flower sits in a vase with the words "take no shit" written above it while "give no fucks" is followed on the foot of this women's white cotton Blue Q crew sock.
Women's Take No Shit Socks
$14.99
Black crew socks shown flat lay featuring small multi colored mushrooms all over the leg and foot.
Women's Mushroom Socks
$8.00
Fltalay image of cow print crew socks
Women's Moooo Socks
$12.00
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Blue Q blue cotton women’s crew socks with blue and white floral pattern and “Bitch, I AM relaxed” text
Women's Bitch I AM Relaxed Socks
$14.99
A girl is seen at her desk eating popcorn and watching her laptop with the words "Go away I'm introverting" written above her on the leg of this crew length women's cotton sock by Blue Q.
Women's Go Away I'm Introverting Socks
$14.99
These colorful navy cotton men's crew socks by the brand Socksmith feature bright orange Octopus in a repeated pattern on the foot and leg.
Men's Socktopus Socks
$14.00
Flatlay image of bright blue crew socks featuring otters holding hands
Women's Significant Otter Socks
$12.00
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Blue Q brand women's nylon and combed cotton socks in navy blue with a teal heel and toe. These socks feature an all over motif of psychedelic inspired flowers and the phrase "I'm a delicate fucking flower" in orange on the leg.
Women's Delicate Fucking Flower Socks
$14.99
Shown on leg forms, a pair of women's Blue Q brand combed cotton crew socks in green with a black heel and toe. The socks feature a cartoon-y pine tree motif all over the sock with the words, "I fucking love it out here." in a black speech bubble.
Women's I Fucking Love It Out Here Socks
$14.99
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of green and white striped cotton Out of Print brand unisex crew socks. These socks feature a red heel and toe with the iconic Very Hunger Caterpillar face on the toe.
Unisex Hungry Caterpillar Socks
$14.00
These green cotton men's crew socks with a black heel and toe by the brand Blue Q feature simplistic trees with a large quote bubble proclaiming "I fucking love it out here" on the leg.
Men's I Fucking Love It Socks
$15.99
Shown on a leg form, these purple cotton women's crew socks with a dark purple heel, toe and cuff by the brand Socksmith feature cute green frogs wearing purple wizard outfits and hats, holding a wand with stars coming out of it.
Women's Freaky Frogs Socks
$12.00
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of black cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with white striped cuff/heel/toe. These socks feature the phrase, "I GIVE THE BEST BLOW JOBS" in alternating black and white font.
Unisex I Give the Best Blowjobs Socks
$13.95
Foot forms wear a pair of green socks featuring designs of lavender flowers.
Women's Bamboo Lovely Lavender Socks
$14.00
White background with two pink crew socks on foot forms with black barbed wire pattern around the top, beige and tan sand on foot, multiple green cactuses, and a green frog wearing a beige cowboy hat holding a whip. Black text reads "FUCK ALL YALL."
Women's Fuck All Y'all Socks
$12.95
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle black cotton crew socks with pink toe/heel and yellow “Everything Hurts and I’m Dying” text
Unisex Everything Hurts Socks
$13.95
These pink cotton women's crew socks by the brand Coucou Suzette feature bare breasts and a hand pinching one of the nipples.
Women's Nipple Pinch Socks
$18.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Socksmith's black cotton men's crew socks with various types of sushi rolls and chopsticks in an all-over pattern
Men's Sushi Socks
$14.00
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Sock It To Me green cotton men's crew socks with black starry sky and various sasquatches enjoying a campfire (playing banjo, roasting marshmallows) among a pine forest
Men's Sasquatch Camp Out Socks
$14.00
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Socksmith brand men's cotton crew socks in grey with black heel/cuff/toe and a cartoon fox face on the leg. The text on the sock reads, "Zero (fox) Given" using the fox design in between the words.
Men's Zero "Fox" Given Socks
$14.00
a .png of a pair of black socks with ivory toe and heel, orange stripe details and ivory text that says "sounds like bullshit to me"
Unisex Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Socks
$13.95