NEW NEW NEW

As the seasons change, so does our selection! Here come the newest of the new, like soooo new they’re almost from the future. 🙊

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A pair of socks on footforms sit on a white background. The bottom half of each sock depicts light green grass and mushrooms and a wavy light blue river. Several red mushrooms and smiling flowers grow up the sides of the socks. A green frog sits cross-legged playing a banjo atop the largest mushroom, under a smiling sun and black text that reads "EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT"
Women's Everything is Alright Socks
$12.95
A white background shows a pair of crew socks on foot forms. The feet of the socks are beige with black toes & heels and a pattern of small black dots and large chocolate chip cookies. The ankle is black with several brown and white dots that look like stars. On the outer edge of the ankle a pudgy raccoon sits on its haunches with a cookie under beige and brown text that reads "EAT SHIT AND DIE." The inner ankle displays a toppled gray trash can spilling more cookies and other rubbish.
Women's Eat Shit Raccoon Socks
$12.95
Pink sock with 'COOL MOM' text on a white background
Unisex Cool Mom Socks
$13.95
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Unisex Big Clit Energy Socks
Unisex Big Clit Energy Socks
$13.95
A footform holds a red sock designed like a watermelon with green toe, ankle and heel and scattered black seeds
Unisex Watermelon Athletic Socks
$14.00
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In flatlay: a pair of cream-colored gym socks with maroon and orange stripe patterns. Text on leg reads "SEE YOU IN HELL."
Unisex See You In Hell Socks
$13.95
Image shows a pair of gray crew socks in flatlay. They have magenta heels, teal and magenta striped patterns at the toe and ankle, and magenta text that reads "MILF"
Unisex MILF Socks
$13.95
A pair of light gray socks sits in flatlay. They have maroon heels and toes, maroon & light blue stripe patterns at the toe and and ankle, and maroon text that reads "DILF"
Unisex DILF Socks
$13.95
Shown in flatlay, 2 black socks with shadowy gray tree designs and a gray mothman with red eyes and fangs
Unisex Mothman Socks
$13.95
In flatlay, a pair of butterscotch socks with light blue heels and toes, blue and neon yellow stripe patterns near the toe and ankle, and neon yellow text that reads "Bird Nerd"
Unisex Bird Nerd Socks
$13.95
A foot form wears a blue crew sock featuring bass, fishhooks and tackles.
Men's All About the Bass Socks
$14.00
Blue sock on footform featuring red, blue and orange surfboards and seagulls flying and perching on them
Men's Bamboo Ride the Wave Socks
$15.00
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Foot form wears a black knee high compression sock
Men's Black Compression Knee Socks
$12.00
white athletic style socks with a hot pink toe and heel that say HOT MOM near the cuff along with some blue and pink stripes
Unisex Hot Mom Socks
$13.95
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a pair of light purple knee high socks with a darker purple toe and heel covered in small purple flowers, green stems and small bees
Unisex Bees & Lavender Stretch-It Knee Socks
$11.95
$15.00
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Shown in flatlay, a green pair of crew socks with cream heels, mustard green and cream stripe patterns on the toe and ankle, and cream text that states "I [Red Heart Icon] Pickles"
Unisex I Heart Pickles Socks
$13.95
A blank background holds a pair of white socks in flatlay that have black toes and heels, blue and black stripe patterns near the toe and ankle, and "PICKLEBALL PRO" in black lettering
Unisex Pickleball Pro Socks
$13.95
Pair of crew socks on foot forms, red with teal and black stripes, and a band of beige text that reads "RETIRED AS FUCK"
Men's Retired As Fuck Socks
$15.99
a pair of beige socks with a black toe and heel, and a simple colorful drawing of a barbeque topped with a steak and sausages and the text "I'll feed all you fuckers"
Men's I'll Feed All You Fuckers Socks
$15.99
A flat lay photograph of blue crew socks with the words "father of the freaking year!" written on them with a small medal underneath.
Men's Father of the Year Socks
$14.00
a pair of beige socks with a multicolored, red, little green and slate blue diamond pattern, and small text that reads love me a good poop
Men's Love Me a Good Poop Socks
$15.99
a pair of blue socks on foot forms featuring many brown capybaras with little birds sitting on their backs
Men's Capybara Socks
$14.00
a pair of black socks with a small embroidered pride flag patch on the ankle and horizontal rainbow stripes near the cuff
Unisex Socks that Save LGBTQ Lives
$16.00
beige socks laid flat, with a black toe and heel, black and orange stripes, and black text that reads HORNY FOR THRIFT STORES
Unisex Horny for Thrift Stores Socks
$13.95
light gray socks laid flat with black toe heel and cuff and small black text that reads shit shit cocksucker fuck fuck cunt piss piss motherfucker tits tits
Unisex Dirty Words Socks
$13.95
burgundy socks laid flat with a yellow toe and heel and orange stripes with bold text that reads BIG DICK ENERGY
Unisex Big Dick Energy Socks
$13.95
a pair of mens socks with a navy background featuring a motif of pink axolotls smiling with happy expressions and a pink toe, heel and cuff
Men's Axolotl Socks
$14.00
Foot form wears a red crew sock featuring various grills with steaks, lids or flames
Men's Fired Up Socks
$14.00
Pair of ivory socks on foot forms featuring pink, blue & yellow floral & wave patterns
Men's The Wild Bamboo Socks
$14.00
Flatlay of a pair of forest green crew socks with a petite pattern of pine trees and a small embroidered ankle patch of a tree
Unisex Socks that Plant Trees
$16.00