NEW NEW NEW

As the seasons change, so does our selection! Here come the newest of the new, like soooo new they’re almost from the future. 🙊
180 products
In flatlay: pair of cream gym socks with hot pink stripe patterns. A purple band around the leg contains text reading 'CUNT'
Unisex Cunt Socks
$13.95
In flatlay: a pair of off-white gym socks with green accents and "HORNY" written across the leg
Unisex Horny Socks
$13.95
Sold out
2 foot forms wear a pair of children's crew socks that look like 3D sharks biting the wearer.
Kids' 3D Shark Bite Socks
$11.95
Foot forms wear purple crew socks with a checkerboard foot and NYC skyline on the ankle. A rat stands on a piece of cheese, and text reads "FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE OUT HERE"
Women's Fighting For My Life Socks
$12.95
Blue quarter crew sock with treeline pattern and yellow sky on ankle
Women's Treeline Hiking Socks
$25.95
Blue & purple crew sock featuring a bear and a treeline
Women's Bear Town Hiking Socks
$24.95
Sheer socks on foot forms with black edges and red & yellow embroidered beetles
Women's Sheer Beetles Socks
$14.00
Light pink socks with red strawberry pattern on a white background
Women's Fuzzy Berry Socks
$14.00
Foot form wears a maroon crew sock featuring bottles & glasses of red & white wine
Women's Fine Wine Socks
$12.00
A flat lay photograph of a green sports sock with the words Haight Ashbury repeated down the leg in a gradient of colors from yellow to red.
Unisex Haight-Ashbury Socks
$13.95
Burgundy bamboo crew sock on foot form against white background
Women's Bamboo Socks
$9.50
White background with two black crew socks on foot forms featuring yellow and dark red stripes around the ankle and foot, small red and yellow speckles and a red skeleton sitting at a red desk in front of a white laptop. The skeleton is on fire, and yellow text above it reads "FUCK THIS MEETING."
Men's Fuck This Meeting Socks
$13.95
White background with two pink crew socks on foot forms with black barbed wire pattern around the top, beige and tan sand on foot, multiple green cactuses, and a green frog wearing a beige cowboy hat holding a whip. Black text reads "FUCK ALL YALL."
Women's Fuck All Y'all Socks
$12.95
White background, quarter-crew blue hiking sock with green and orange stripes and a design with two mountains, a river and a white sun on the ankle
Men's Sunset Ridge Hiking Socks
$24.95
White background, black-and-white gingham anklet with ruffled top on a foot form
Women's Gingham Ankle Socks
$8.00
Shown in flatlay: 6 crew socks, 1 of each rainbow color: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple
Women's Rainbow Solid Socks
From $7.00
Blue sock with otter pattern on a white background
Women's Bamboo Just An Otter Day Socks
$14.00
Footform wearing a green sock featuring raccoons and spilled trash cans
Men's Bamboo Trash Bandit Socks
$15.00
Foot forms wear hot pink crew socks with pink hearts and smiling pink and white boba teas.
Women's Feeling Bubbly Socks
$12.00
Sold out
2 foot forms wear lavender socks with white heel, toe and top. They feature boxy red, blue, black, white and aqua designs, and a woman in an aqua hoodie on a blue couch with a video game controller. White text on the couch reads "FUCK OFF, I'M GAMING".
Women's Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Socks
$14.99
Foot form wears white and gold crew sock with blue heel, toe & ankle featuring redwood trees, a grizzly bear drinking a glass of red wine, a red star, red script that reads "California," & black text that reads "EST 1850"
Women's California Socks
$12.00
Brown socks featuring cats showing off their butts on a white background
Women's Cat Butts Socks
$12.00
Brown sock featuring cats looking over their shoulders/buttholes
Men's Cat Butts Socks
$14.00
Foot form wears a blue crew sock with black heel, toe & ankle featuring black paw prints and a bearded man in a red sweater cuddling black and orange cats. White text reads "CAT DADDY"
Men's Cat Daddy Socks
$14.00
Foot form wears gray and gold crew sock with charcoal heel, toe & ankle featuring redwood trees, a grizzly bear drinking a glass of red wine, a red star, red script that reads "California," & black text that reads "EST 1850"
Men's California Socks
$14.00
A footform wears a black crew sock featuring red skulls with yellow, green, blue and white designs painted on them
Men's Dia de los Muertos Socks
$14.00
Shown in flatlay: 2 black sheer socks with solid purple heel, toe and ankle and pink, yellow, orange, and lavender mushrooms
Women's Sheer Magic Mushrooms Socks
$22.95
Shown in flatlay: 2 sheer socks with dusty rose heel, toe and ruffle ankle featuring strawberries and red & white daisies
Women's Sheer Strawberry Daisy Socks
$22.95
Shown in flatlay: 2 black sheer crew socks with wine-colored heel, toe & ankle featuring pink, green & wine patterned snakes and flowers
Women's Sheer Serpentine Floral Socks
$22.95
Foot forms wear a pair of crew socks with black ankles, pink feet and lavender cuffs featuring blue flowers and a blue skeelton with its mouth open and palms up. Text reads "LOSING MY SHIT"
Women's Losing My Shit Socks
$12.95