NEW NEW NEW

As the seasons change, so does our selection! Here come the newest of the new, like soooo new they’re almost from the future. 🙊

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a pair of beige socks with a black toe and heel, and a simple colorful drawing of a barbeque topped with a steak and sausages and the text "I'll feed all you fuckers"
Men's I'll Feed All You Fuckers Socks
$15.99
A flat lay photograph of blue crew socks with the words "father of the freaking year!" written on them with a small medal underneath.
Men's Father of the Year Socks
$14.00
Foot forms wear a pair of teal socks with pink axolotls all over
Women's Axolotl Socks
$12.00
a pair of beige socks with a multicolored, red, little green and slate blue diamond pattern, and small text that reads love me a good poop
Men's Love Me a Good Poop Socks
$15.99
a pair of blue socks on foot forms featuring many brown capybaras with little birds sitting on their backs
Men's Capybara Socks
$14.00
light gray socks laid flat with black toe heel and cuff and small black text that reads shit shit cocksucker fuck fuck cunt piss piss motherfucker tits tits
Unisex Dirty Words Socks
$13.95
White background, pair of heather socks with red toe, heel, ankle; arrangements of roses and forget-me-nots and red text that reads "I Fucking LOVE Swearing"
Women's I Love Swearing Socks
$10.00
a pair of mens socks with a navy background featuring a motif of pink axolotls smiling with happy expressions and a pink toe, heel and cuff
Men's Axolotl Socks
$14.00
Foot form wears a red crew sock featuring various grills with steaks, lids or flames
Men's Fired Up Socks
$14.00
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Light brown children's sock shown in flatlay featuring yellow construction vehicles moving dirt
Kids' Under Construction Socks
$7.50
Purple crew sock shown in flatlay featuring prancing white unicorns with pink manes and pink & purple flowers
Kid's Unicorn Flowers Socks
$7.50
Pair of ivory socks on foot forms featuring pink, blue & yellow floral & wave patterns
Men's The Wild Bamboo Socks
$14.00
2 footforms wear blue socks with gray heel, toe and ankle featuring green sea turtles and small white bubbles
Men's Bamboo Turtle Tales Socks
$15.00
A pair of yellow heather men's socks rests on a white background. The socks feature a prominent image of a tuxedo cat with its butthole in the viewer's face and its head turned to look at the viewer.
Men's Tuxedo Cat Butt Socks
$12.00
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of men's orange socks with bottles of ranch dressing all over. Hidden Valley of course!
Men's Ranch Dressing Socks
$14.00
A white background shows two legs wearing crew socks with dark blue ankles nd black and gray feet White stars, black trees and gray swirls are on the ankle as well. On the outside of each ankle is a full moon, a brown sasquatch and black text that reads "LIVE LAUGH LURK" (LURK is red and smeared). In the corner is a blurb that reads "GLOWS IN THE DARK".
Men's Live, Laugh, Lurk Socks
$14.00
Foot form wears a blue crew sock with navy heel, toe & ankle featuring road cyclists biking in the same direction
Men's Cycling Socks
$14.00
flatlay of mismatched childrens dinosaur socks in forest green, one with many small dinosaurs all over and meteors and one with a large t-rex
Kid's Mismatched Dinosaur Socks
$8.00
a .png of a pair of black socks with ivory toe and heel, orange stripe details and ivory text that says "sounds like bullshit to me"
Unisex Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Socks
$13.95
beige socks with black toe, heel and cuff seen on a leg form with barack obama's black and white presidential portrait on the sides of the legs
Men's President Obama Socks
$14.00
Shown on leg forms, a pair of Socksmith brand men's cotton crew socks in ivory with a brown heel, toe, and cuff. The sock features an all over motif of little brown beans in black sunglasses, the leg of the sock reads, "Cool Beans" in a blue font.
Men's Cool Beans Socks
$14.00
Shown on leg forms, a pair of Men's cotton crew socks in blue with a gray heel, toe, and, cuff. These socks feature cats in loaf formation and loaves of bread.
Men's Cat Loaf Socks
$14.00
A blue sock shown on a leg form with the words "The Dogstor will see you now" and an image of a golden retriever wearing a doctors coat.
Men's The Dogtor Is In Socks
$14.00
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Foot form wears a crew sock featuring a geometric 60's mod pattern in gold, burnt orange, navy and ivory.
Men's Cosmic Sounds Bamboo Socks
$14.00
Foot forms wear a pair of blue socks with gold and green floral patterns
Men's Bamboo Mr. Wilson Socks
$14.00
Pair of tan slipper socks with sloth faces on a white background
Women's Sloth Slipper Socks
$19.99
a pair of feet wearing socks printed with the color hindu inspired album art from axis: bold as love
Men's Jimi Hendrix Axis Socks
$15.00
These blue cotton women's crew socks feature an adorable puppy sweetly smiling with dainty yellow flowers and butterflies throughout and the text "Not Your Bitch" written on the leg.
Women's Not Your Bitch Socks
$10.00
Forest green socks featuring several instances of Smokey Bear's head
Men's Smokey Bear Socks
$14.00
A pair of blue socks on foot forms featuring pine trees, a spiky dragons tail, and the text inside a lime green circle that says "dragons and wizards and shit"
Men's Dragons & Wizards Socks
$15.99