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It’s time to let loose with Gumball Poodle’s It’s OK To Fart Socks! Whoever smelt it dealt it, so if you just don’t say anything...we won’t either ;)
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Don’t waste your breath, just flash your socks and they’ll get the picture.
You really don’t know what you got until it’s GONE. 😢
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The perfect gift for Father’s Day, or Valentine’s Day, no one’s judging.
Become one with nature with Blue Q’s I Fucking Love It Out Here socks, perfect for blending in with other 20 foot trees.
Wear these socks to show that you have zero fox to give. These socks are sure to complement almost any outfit and show off your salty side.
You don’t apologize because there’s no need for you to apologize. Sorry they’re wrong? Sorry you’re better than them? Any way you spin it Sorry, but you’re just not sorry!
Hello? Does no one care that I haven’t eaten since breakfast and in the next hour I’ll turn into an 8 foot werewolf devouring EVERYTHING.
Hashtag #TeamDogs. There’s big ones, little ones, furry ones, not so furry ones, smart ones, dumb ones, fast ones, slow ones, old ones, and young ones, but at the end of the day, they’re all amazing.
These socks are so cute, they are sure to quack you up! Available in turquoise and featuring bright yellow rubber ducks, they're sure to brighten up any outfit.
The legendary tacosaurus function on an exclusive diet of corn that fortifies their taco shell exterior, and enjoy sour cream showers on hot afternoons.
Fuck this, fuck that, and fuck them too with K.Bell’s Middle Finger socks. One flash of these and maybe your annoying neighbor will finally stop talking.
Celebrate your queerness with pride! Whether you’re the kid in the corner or the unicorn of the room, this magic button is sure to light up your life.
Gumball Poodle’s Sassy Knee High Socks are a perfect compliment to your quick wit and dominant attitude. Show the world you don’t mess around when it comes to being cheeky!
For the days when it seems like the sun won’t shine, just say fuck it with Blue Q’s Fuck This Shit sock. The socks’ cartoon girl struck by lightning on the foot is a perfect way to express your disdain for the day.
Don’t just question authority, put it in its place. With Blue Q’s “You’re not the boss of me” socks you can flaunt your independence and let the world know you dance to the beat of your own drum.
A sock fit for only the baddest of asses. 🍑💯
The patriarchy doesn’t stand a chance when kitties this fierce are on the frontlines! 👊😼
You know life can’t always be butterflies and lemons, and it won’t always smell like it either. 😷💩💀
Lookin’ fresh, cool dad! 😉👌
We’re all thinking it, you’re just the only brave soul actually wearing it.
Complete with shiny gold glasses and an infinitely long neck, these Giraffe with Glasses socks by K.Bell are the perfect for any long neck lover out there!
When you don’t have anything nice to say, just flash these lil guys and they’ll get the picture.
Big, small, flat, round, hairy, or shaved! All butts are beautiful so let’s celebrate with Gumball Poodle’s Butt Socks.
What’s better than agriculture and the good ‘ol outdoors? Blue Q’s I Fucking Love It Out Here Socks are fit for those with green thumbs, and toes!
Blue Q’s I'm A Delicate Flower are for people who require hugs on the daily, long walks on the beach, and a kiss goodnight for ultimate happiness. Handle me with care or do not handle me at all! :(
For the moments when people just don’t get the hint, flash them Blue Q’s Stop Talking Sock and let them down gently, but you might have to show both legs if they just don’t get it.
Can you even call them jokes? They’re like bad art you just can’t stop staring at, or in this case listening to.
What’s worse than a self-aware sock moping in its unloved solitude? Send Blue Q’s Worst Gift Ever Socks to a new home and turn its frown upside down.
The world is counting on you don’t let them down! But you know you won’t with Blue Q’s I Got This socks.
Worrying about it now will just make you wanna do it later, so just do it later.