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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of grey cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with yellow and orange stripes on the cuff and yellow striped heel and toe. These socks feature the phrase, "IT'S OKAY TO FART" in yellow type on the leg.
Unisex It's OK To Fart Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of grey cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with yellow and orange stripes on the cuff and yellow striped heel and toe. These socks feature the phrase, "IT'S OKAY TO FART" in yellow type on the leg.
Shown on leg forms, a pair of grey cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with yellow and orange stripes on the cuff and yellow striped heel and toe. These socks feature the phrase, "IT'S OKAY TO FART" in yellow type on the leg.
Shown on a tattooed feminine model, a pair of grey cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with yellow and orange stripes on the cuff and yellow striped heel and toe. These socks feature the phrase, "IT'S OKAY TO FART" in yellow type on the leg.

Unisex It's OK To Fart Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

It’s time to let loose with Gumball Poodle’s It’s OK To Fart Socks! Whoever smelt it dealt it, so if you just don’t say anything...we won’t either ;)

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle, black cotton crew socks with white heel/toe/accent stripes and “Daddy” text
Unisex Daddy Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle, black cotton crew socks with white heel/toe/accent stripes and “Daddy” text
Shown on a foot mold, a pair of Gumball Poodle, black cotton crew socks with white heel/toe/accent stripes and “Daddy” text

Unisex Daddy Socks

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  • $12.95

The perfect gift for Father’s Day, or Valentine’s Day, no one’s judging.

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown on a leg form, these white cotton unisex crew socks with a blue toe and striped cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "FUCK YOU" in rainbow colors repeated down the leg and emoji smiley faces running down the front.
Unisex Fuck You Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown on a leg form, these white cotton unisex crew socks with a blue toe and striped cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "FUCK YOU" in rainbow colors repeated down the leg and emoji smiley faces running down the front.
These white cotton unisex crew socks with a blue toe and striped cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "FUCK YOU" in rainbow colors repeated down the leg and emoji smiley faces running down the front.
Shown on a leg form, these white cotton unisex crew socks with a blue toe and striped cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "FUCK YOU" in rainbow colors repeated down the leg and emoji smiley faces running down the front.
Shown on a leg form, these white cotton unisex crew socks with a blue toe and striped cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "FUCK YOU" in rainbow colors repeated down the leg and emoji smiley faces running down the front.
Shown on a leg form, these white cotton unisex crew socks with a blue toe and striped cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "FUCK YOU" in rainbow colors repeated down the leg and emoji smiley faces running down the front.

Unisex Fuck You Socks

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  • $12.95

When you don’t have anything nice to say, just flash these lil guys and they’ll get the picture.

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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These gray cotton unisex crew socks with a yellow toe and yellow and blue striped cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "MY DOG AND I TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU" on the leg.
Unisex My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Socks
  • $12.95
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These gray cotton unisex crew socks with a yellow toe and yellow and blue striped cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "MY DOG AND I TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU" on the leg.
Shown on a leg form, these gray cotton unisex crew socks with a yellow toe and yellow and blue striped cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "MY DOG AND I TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU" on the leg.

Unisex My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Socks

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  • $12.95

Well, we talk the shit, and the dog barks, but we’re positive it’s in agreement. 🐶🧡

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of white cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with black and white striped heel/toe/cuff featuring the words, "I'D FUCK ME" on the leg.
Unisex I'd Fuck Me Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of white cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with black and white striped heel/toe/cuff featuring the words, "I'D FUCK ME" on the leg.
Shown on leg forms, a pair of white cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with black and white striped heel/toe/cuff featuring the words, "I'D FUCK ME" on the leg.
Shown on leg forms, a pair of black cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with black and white striped heel/toe/cuff featuring the words, "I'D FUCK ME" on the leg.

Unisex I'd Fuck Me Socks

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  • $12.95

In the infamous words of Buffalo Bill, “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.” 💋

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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These cool men's cotton crew socks by the brand K. Belll feature a simple design with a black foot and gray leg, separated by the sleek red arches of the San Francisco landmark the Golden Gate Bridge, viewed as if you were moving down it.
Men's San Francisco Bridge Socks
  • $13.50
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These cool men's cotton crew socks by the brand K. Belll feature a simple design with a black foot and gray leg, separated by the sleek red arches of the San Francisco landmark the Golden Gate Bridge, viewed as if you were moving down it.
Shown on a leg form, these cool men's cotton crew socks by the brand K. Belll feature a simple design with a black foot and gray leg, separated by the sleek red arches of the San Francisco landmark the Golden Gate Bridge, viewed as if you were moving down it.

Men's San Francisco Bridge Socks

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  • $13.50

Since opening in 1937 the Golden Gate Bridge has become an international landmark, but still we ask: why isn’t it gold?

Every pair of K. Bell’s American Made socks features extra cushioning in the toe and heel, which makes these socks extra durable and incredibly comfortable.

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These white cotton unisex crew socks with a red and orange striped toe and cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "California" repeated down the leg in rainbow colors.
Unisex California Socks
  • $12.95
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These white cotton unisex crew socks with a red and orange striped toe and cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "California" repeated down the leg in rainbow colors.
Shown on a leg form, these white cotton unisex crew socks with a red and orange striped toe and cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "California" repeated down the leg in rainbow colors.
A model wearing white cotton unisex crew socks with a red and orange striped toe and cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "California" repeated down the leg in rainbow colors.

Unisex California Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

From San Diego to San Francisco, California is a magical place filled with sunshine, clear skies, and you guessed it: rainbows!

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle unisex cotton crew sock in green with an orange and green striped toe and cuff. The leg features the words, "HOME IS WHERE THE WEED IS".
Unisex Home Is Where the Weed Is Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle unisex cotton crew sock in green with an orange and green striped toe and cuff. The leg features the words, "HOME IS WHERE THE WEED IS".
Shown on leg forms, a pair of Gumball Poodle unisex cotton crew sock in green with an orange and green striped toe and cuff. The leg features the words, "HOME IS WHERE THE WEED IS".
A model wearing green cotton unisex crew socks with an orange and pink striped toe and cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "HOME IS WHERE THE WEED IS" on the leg.
A model wearing green cotton unisex crew socks with an orange and pink striped toe and cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "HOME IS WHERE THE WEED IS" on the leg while sitting on a carpet that says "GRASS".

Unisex Home Is Where the Weed Is Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

Both Pliny the Elder and Elvis taught us that "home is where the heart is". Well, there are many great sages throughout time, and we're here to tell you that home is where the weed is. You're welcome.

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle black cotton crew socks with pink toe/heel and yellow “Everything Hurts and I’m Dying” text
Unisex Everything Hurts Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle black cotton crew socks with pink toe/heel and yellow “Everything Hurts and I’m Dying” text
Shown on a foot mold, a pair of Gumball Poodle black cotton crew socks with pink toe/heel and yellow “Everything Hurts and I’m Dying” text

Unisex Everything Hurts Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

The sock may not be 100% accurate but the sentiment is 100% real.

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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These pink cotton unisex crew socks with a black striped toe and cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the word "BUTTS" on the leg.
Unisex Butts Socks
  • $12.95
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These pink cotton unisex crew socks with a black striped toe and cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the word "BUTTS" on the leg.
Shown on a leg form, these pink cotton unisex crew socks with a black striped toe and cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the word "BUTTS" on the leg.

Unisex Butts Socks

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  • $12.95

Big, small, flat, round, hairy, or shaved! All butts are beautiful.

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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These blue and red cotton unisex crew socks feature a portrait of the legendary drag queen Divine and the words "Eat Shit!" below the cuff.
Unisex Divine Eat Shit Socks
  • $16.95
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These blue and red cotton unisex crew socks feature a portrait of the legendary drag queen Divine and the words "Eat Shit!" below the cuff.
Shown on a leg form, these blue and red cotton unisex crew socks feature a portrait of the legendary drag queen Divine and the words "Eat Shit!" below the cuff.
A model wearing blue and red cotton unisex crew socks feature a portrait of the legendary drag queen Divine and the words "Eat Shit!" below the cuff, and leopard print shoes.

Unisex Divine Eat Shit Socks

Socks

  • $16.95

From Pink Flamingos to Hairspray DIVINE inspired and encouraged all things different and weird. Celebrate her iconic history in pop culture with Gumball Poodle’s Divine Socks.

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These white cotton unisex crew socks with a black toe and striped cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "BITCH" on the leg.
Unisex Bitch Socks
  • $12.95
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These white cotton unisex crew socks with a black toe and striped cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "BITCH" on the leg.
Shown on a leg form, these white cotton unisex crew socks with a black toe and striped cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "BITCH" on the leg.

Unisex Bitch Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

It’s not your fault you’re the smartest, prettiest, bestest person around. If haters are gonna call you a bitch, then why not wear Bitch socks with pride!

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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These cool women's cotton crew socks by the brand K. Belll feature a simple design with a black foot and gray leg, separated by the sleek red arches of the San Francisco landmark the Golden Gate Bridge, viewed as if you were moving down it.
Women's Golden Gate Bridge Socks
  • $12.95
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These cool women's cotton crew socks by the brand K. Belll feature a simple design with a black foot and gray leg, separated by the sleek red arches of the San Francisco landmark the Golden Gate Bridge, viewed as if you were moving down it.
Shown on a leg form, these cool women's cotton crew socks by the brand K. Belll feature a simple design with a black foot and gray leg, separated by the sleek red arches of the San Francisco landmark the Golden Gate Bridge, viewed as if you were moving down it.

Women's Golden Gate Bridge Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

Since opening in 1937 the Golden Gate Bridge has become an international landmark, but still we ask: why isn’t it gold?

Every pair of K. Bell’s American Made socks features extra cushioning in the toe and heel, which makes these socks extra durable and incredibly comfortable.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew socks in maroon with a magenta heel/toe and a blue striped cuff that says, 'MY CAT SAYS YOUR'RE DUMB" on the leg.
Unisex My Cat Says Ur Dumb Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew socks in maroon with a magenta heel/toe and a blue striped cuff that says, 'MY CAT SAYS YOUR'RE DUMB" on the leg.
Shown on leg forms, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew socks in maroon with a magenta heel/toe and a blue striped cuff that says, 'MY CAT SAYS YOUR'RE DUMB" on the leg.

Unisex My Cat Says Ur Dumb Socks

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  • $12.95

If a cat says you’re dumb well we’ve got no choice but to believe them because cats are an excellent judge of character. 😼

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of cotton crew length unisex Gumball Poodle brand socks in red with a sparkly silver toe and heel. The leg of the sock features, black, sparkly silver, and yellow stripes with the phrase, "100% That Bitch" along the cuff.
Unisex 100% That Bitch Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of cotton crew length unisex Gumball Poodle brand socks in red with a sparkly silver toe and heel. The leg of the sock features, black, sparkly silver, and yellow stripes with the phrase, "100% That Bitch" along the cuff.
Shown on leg forms, a pair of cotton crew length unisex Gumball Poodle brand socks in red with a sparkly silver toe and heel. The leg of the sock features, black, sparkly silver, and yellow stripes with the phrase, "100% That Bitch" along the cuff.
Shown on a dark skinned feminine model crouched in front of a pink backdrop, a pair of cotton crew length unisex Gumball Poodle brand socks in red with a sparkly silver toe and heel. The leg of the sock features, black, sparkly silver, and yellow stripes with the phrase, "100% That Bitch" along the cuff.

Unisex 100% That Bitch Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

As the one and only bad bitch 👑  Lizzo declared, "I just took a DNA test turns out I'm 100% that bitch," and thank god for that! Long live the queen. Thanks for keeping us all shining and feelin' good as hell!

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of K. Bell’s white cotton men’s crew socks with red stripes/cuff/heel/toe and California flag print
Men's California Republic Socks
  • $13.50
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of K. Bell’s white cotton men’s crew socks with red stripes/cuff/heel/toe and California flag print
Shown on a leg form, a pair of K. Bell’s white cotton men’s crew socks with red stripes/cuff/heel/toe and California flag print

Men's California Republic Socks

Socks

  • $13.50

Whether you’re from the golden state, or just wish you were, these American made California Republic socks by K.Bell are the perfect way to represent the 31st state.

Every pair of K.Bell’s American Made socks features extra cushioning in the toe and heel, which makes these socks extra durable and incredibly comfortable.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew socks in green with a blue and light green striped cuff, heel, and toe. The leg of this sock features the word, "PLANTS" repeated down the leg in a blue/green/brown fade.
Unisex Plants Plants Plants Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew socks in green with a blue and light green striped cuff, heel, and toe. The leg of this sock features the word, "PLANTS" repeated down the leg in a blue/green/brown fade.
Shown on leg forms, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew socks in green with a blue and light green striped cuff, heel, and toe. The leg of this sock features the word, "PLANTS" repeated down the leg in a blue/green/brown fade.
A dark skinned feminine model is shown lounging on a fake grass mat holding a small potted cactus against a purple background. On her feet are the Gumball Poodle Plants Plants Plants socks.

Unisex Plants Plants Plants Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

You can never have enough plants plants plants! Whether you're a friend of succulents, ferns, flowers, or just being among nature, these Gumball Poodle socks are for you.

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew sock in white with a blue striped cuff/heel/toe and the words, "NICE JEWISH GIRL" on the leg.
Unisex Nice Jewish Girl Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew sock in white with a blue striped cuff/heel/toe and the words, "NICE JEWISH GIRL" on the leg.
Shown on legforms, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew sock in white with a blue striped cuff/heel/toe and the words, "NICE JEWISH GIRL" on the leg.

Unisex Nice Jewish Girl Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

For all the nice Jewish girls and boys out there, and the people who love them, we see you, and we have the perfect gift for you! Make sure to check out the counterpart "Nice Jewish Boy" socks.

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of K. Bell white cotton women's crew socks with red stripes, brown bear and “California Republic” text, reminiscent of the California flag
Women's California Republic Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of K. Bell white cotton women's crew socks with red stripes, brown bear and “California Republic” text, reminiscent of the California flag
Shown on a foot form, a pair of K. Bell white cotton women's crew socks with red stripes, brown bear and “California Republic” text, reminiscent of the California flag

Women's California Republic Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

Sunny shores, bright green forests, and beautiful orange canyons are the perfect way to describe California! Share your love for the golden state with K.Bell’s American Made California Republic sock.

Every pair of K.Bell’s American Made socks features extra cushioning in the toe and heel, which makes these socks extra durable and incredibly comfortable.

 

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew sock in purple with cream and blue stripes around the leg and a blue heel and toe. On the side of the sock in cream lettering it says, "BE THE PERSON YOUR DOG THINKS YOU ARE".
Unisex Be the Person Your Dog Thinks You Are Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew sock in purple with cream and blue stripes around the leg and a blue heel and toe. On the side of the sock in cream lettering it says, "BE THE PERSON YOUR DOG THINKS YOU ARE".
Shown on leg forms, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew sock in purple with cream and blue stripes around the leg and a blue heel and toe. On the side of the sock in cream lettering it says, "BE THE PERSON YOUR DOG THINKS YOU ARE".
Shown on a dark skinned model in an oversized shirt with a small brown dog, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew sock in purple with cream and blue stripes around the leg and a blue heel and toe. On the side of the sock in cream lettering it says, "BE THE PERSON YOUR DOG THINKS YOU ARE".

Unisex Be the Person Your Dog Thinks You Are Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

Our best friend, our good boi. We all know that dogs are better than cats. Heck, that dogs are really the best thing in the universe, and lucky for us, our dog feels the same way about us! So make the world a better place, and be the person your dog thinks you are.

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown on a leg form from the front, a pair of white lycra tights with delicate floral plants twisting around them, including daisies, roses and violets with green stems
Women's Bellagio Lycra Tights
  • $23.00
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Shown on a leg form from the front, a pair of white lycra tights with delicate floral plants twisting around them, including daisies, roses and violets with green stems
Shown on a leg form from the back, a pair of white lycra tights with delicate floral plants twisting around them, including daisies, roses and violets with green stems
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of white lycra tights with delicate floral plants twisting around them, including daisies, roses and violets with green stems

Women's Bellagio Lycra Tights

Tights

  • $23.00

Get a load of these fancy lil florals! Every step you take is like a garden adventure.

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Shown in a flatlay, these rainbow tie dye cotton unisex knee high socks are made by the brand Gumball Poodle and custom tie dyed for us in California. They have the text "Haight" running down one leg, and the text "Ashbury" running down the other.
Unisex Haight Ashbury Tie Dye Knee High Socks
  • $22.95
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Shown in a flatlay, these rainbow tie dye cotton unisex knee high socks are made by the brand Gumball Poodle and custom tie dyed for us in California. They have the text "Haight" running down one leg, and the text "Ashbury" running down the other.
Shown on a leg form, these rainbow tie dye cotton unisex knee high socks are made by the brand Gumball Poodle and custom tie dyed for us in California. They have the text "Haight" running down one leg, and the text "Ashbury" running down the other.

Unisex Haight Ashbury Tie Dye Knee High Socks

Socks

  • $22.95

A lovechild between three parents, these socks are one in a million. Featuring our Haight-Ashbury home, the socks are custom made by Gumball Poodle, then sent to our friends at Tie Dye Heaven for a dye job that we just can't get enough of! 

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle black cotton crew socks with illustrative skull spewing neon rainbow psychedelic spirals all down the foot
Unisex Eye of the Doomed Socks
  • $16.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle black cotton crew socks with illustrative skull spewing neon rainbow psychedelic spirals all down the foot
Shown on a foot mold, a pair of Gumball Poodle black cotton crew socks with illustrative skull spewing neon rainbow psychedelic spirals all down the foot
Shown in a relaxed flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle black cotton crew socks with illustrative skull spewing neon rainbow psychedelic spirals all down the foot
A model wearing a psychedelic black and white dress, sparkly chunky heels, and a pair of Gumball Poodle black cotton crew socks with illustrative skull spewing neon rainbow psychedelic spirals all down the foot

Unisex Eye of the Doomed Socks

Socks

  • $16.95

To achieve the desired effect, mix 1 gallon of rainbows with three drops of spider’s blood and bring to a boil, inhaling the vapors.  When the smoke turns pink, close your eyes and turn six times clockwise. Trust us, it's better than most of what passes for LSD these days.

These socks were designed by the artist Oliver Hibert.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew sock in white with a blue striped cuff/heel/toe and the words, "NICE JEWISH BOY" on the leg.
Unisex Nice Jewish Boy Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew sock in white with a blue striped cuff/heel/toe and the words, "NICE JEWISH BOY" on the leg.
Shown on leg forms, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew sock in white with a blue striped cuff/heel/toe and the words, "NICE JEWISH BOY" on the leg.

Unisex Nice Jewish Boy Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

For all the nice Jewish boys and girls out there, and the people who love them, we see you, and we have the perfect gift for you! Make sure to check out the counterpart "Nice Jewish Girl" socks.

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle, yellow cotton crew socks with Divine the drag queen’s eye makeup, pink cheetah print and “Filthy” text
Unisex Filthy Divine Socks
  • $16.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle, yellow cotton crew socks with Divine the drag queen’s eye makeup, pink cheetah print and “Filthy” text
Shown on a foot mold, a pair of Gumball Poodle, yellow cotton crew socks with Divine the drag queen’s eye makeup, pink cheetah print and “Filthy” text

Unisex Filthy Divine Socks

Socks

  • $16.95

No use in being clean when you can look this dirty. 😉 Filthy on the dancefloor, filthy in style, and just like Divine herself, filthy in life, but only in the best way!

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These iconic men's cotton crew socks by the brand K. Bell celebrate the flag of the United States of American, showcasing red and white stripes on the foot, and a navy blue background with white stars on the leg.
Men's American Flag Socks
  • $13.50
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These iconic men's cotton crew socks by the brand K. Bell celebrate the flag of the United States of American, showcasing red and white stripes on the foot, and a navy blue background with white stars on the leg.
Shown on a leg form, these iconic men's cotton crew socks by the brand K. Bell celebrate the flag of the United States of American, showcasing red and white stripes on the foot, and a navy blue background with white stars on the leg.

Men's American Flag Socks

Socks

  • $13.50

With 13 stripes and a handful of stars, these American flag socks are a near replica of the real thing. String these up and watch them fly at your next backyard barbeque!

Every pair of K.Bell’s American Made socks features extra cushioning in the toe and heel, which makes these socks extra durable and incredibly comfortable.

 

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew socks in black with a red and sparkly white striped heel, toe and, cuff. The leg of the sock reads, "SATAN'S CRAFTING CLUB".
Unisex Satan's Crafting Club Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew socks in black with a red and sparkly white striped heel, toe and, cuff. The leg of the sock reads, "SATAN'S CRAFTING CLUB".
Shown on leg forms, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew socks in black with a red and sparkly white striped heel, toe and, cuff. The leg of the sock reads, "SATAN'S CRAFTING CLUB".
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew socks in black with a red and sparkly white striped heel, toe and, cuff. The leg of the sock reads, "SATAN'S CRAFTING CLUB".

Unisex Satan's Crafting Club Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

They say idle hands are the devil's play thing... I wonder what he does with idle feet? 😈 Slide these comfy socks on, get out your scissors, and set your glue gun to HOT AS HELL - we've got some crafting to do!

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of unisex cotton crew Gumball Poodle brand sock in pink with black and teal stripes around the leg and a teal heel and toe. The text on the sock reads, "BE THE FLAMINO IN A FLOCK OF PIDGEONS".
Unisex Be The Flamingo in a Flock of Pigeons Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of unisex cotton crew Gumball Poodle brand sock in pink with black and teal stripes around the leg and a teal heel and toe. The text on the sock reads, "BE THE FLAMINO IN A FLOCK OF PIDGEONS".
Shown on leg forms, a pair of unisex cotton crew Gumball Poodle brand sock in pink with black and teal stripes around the leg and a teal heel and toe. The text on the sock reads, "BE THE FLAMINO IN A FLOCK OF PIDGEONS".
Shown on a light skinned feminine model in a flexible pose, a pair of unisex cotton crew Gumball Poodle brand sock in pink with black and teal stripes around the leg and a teal heel and toe. The text on the sock reads, "BE THE FLAMINO IN A FLOCK OF PIDGEONS".
Shown stacked flat, a pair of unisex cotton crew Gumball Poodle brand sock in pink with black and teal stripes around the leg and a teal heel and toe. The text on the sock reads, "BE THE FLAMINO IN A FLOCK OF PIDGEONS".

Unisex Be The Flamingo in a Flock of Pigeons Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

You're different, aren't you? Spend your whole day on one foot while all your friends bob around looking for trash to eat? Have long legs with backwards knees while all your friends have orange forks for feet? Join us in our flamboyance with a style as bright as your plumage!

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex yellow cotton crew socks with black heel, black, red and white striped toe, and a yellow, red, and white stripped cuff. This sock read "SOMEONE IN CALIFORNIA LOVES ME" in black font with the added detail of a red heart on the "O" of love.
Unisex Someone In California Loves Me Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex yellow cotton crew socks with black heel, black, red and white striped toe, and a yellow, red, and white stripped cuff. This sock read "SOMEONE IN CALIFORNIA LOVES ME" in black font with the added detail of a red heart on the "O" of love.
Shown on leg forms, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex yellow cotton crew socks with black heel, black, red and white striped toe, and a yellow, red, and white stripped cuff. This sock read "SOMEONE IN CALIFORNIA LOVES ME" in black font with the added detail of a red heart on the "O" of love.
A masculine light-skinned model is shown sitting on a cemented area with a large green shrub behind him, with his hands he forms a heart and on his feet he wears the Gumball Poodle brand Someone in California Loves Me socks with white athletic shoes.
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex yellow cotton crew socks with black heel, black, red and white striped toe, and a yellow, red, and white stripped cuff. This sock read "SOMEONE IN CALIFORNIA LOVES ME" in black font with the added detail of a red heart on the "O" of love.

Unisex Someone In California Loves Me Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

There’s so much love in California, it almost doesn’t fit! Send some of your love to friends and family with these sunny socks.

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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These white cotton unisex crew socks with a blue striped toe and cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the word "GAY" repeated down the leg in rainbow colors.
Unisex Gay Socks
  • $12.95
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These white cotton unisex crew socks with a blue striped toe and cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the word "GAY" repeated down the leg in rainbow colors.
Shown on a leg form, these white cotton unisex crew socks with a blue striped toe and cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the word "GAY" repeated down the leg in rainbow colors.
A model wearing white cotton unisex crew socks with a blue striped toe and cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the word "GAY" repeated down the leg in rainbow colors.

Unisex Gay Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

Don we now our gay apparel! 🎶

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew sock in maroon with an off-white striped heel/toe/cuff and the words, "OLD FART" on the leg.
Unisex Old Fart Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew sock in maroon with an off-white striped heel/toe/cuff and the words, "OLD FART" on the leg.
Shown on leg forms, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew sock in maroon with an off-white striped heel/toe/cuff and the words, "OLD FART" on the leg.

Unisex Old Fart Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

Finally, the perfect socks for that relative you swear was alive to see fire invented!

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Women's Jayda Bird Tights
Women's Jayda Bird Tights
  • $23.00
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Women's Jayda Bird Tights
Women's Jayda Bird Tights
Women's Jayda Bird Tights

Women's Jayda Bird Tights

Tights

  • $23.00

With pretty pink petals and baby blue birds, these Celeste Stein tights will have you living your very own fairytale fantasy with every step you take.

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These brown cotton unisex crew socks with cream and purple subtle stripes by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "BAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT" on the leg.
Unisex Bake It Til You Make It Socks
  • $12.95
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These brown cotton unisex crew socks with cream and purple subtle stripes by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "BAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT" on the leg.
A model wearing brown cotton unisex crew socks with cream and purple subtle stripes by the brand Gumball Poodle featuring the words "BAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT" on the leg.

Unisex Bake It Til You Make It Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

Life got you down in the dough? We made these for you...it was the yeast we could do! Comfortable socks for your feet when you've got some eggs to beat. Just so you know, we're expecting delicious treats as a thank you gift 😉 Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the...

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of grey cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with a yellow and black striped cuff and black heel and toe. These socks feature the words, "I LIKE MY JOB IT'S THE WORK I HATE" on the leg.
Unisex I Like My Job Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of grey cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with a yellow and black striped cuff and black heel and toe. These socks feature the words, "I LIKE MY JOB IT'S THE WORK I HATE" on the leg.
Shown on leg forms, a pair of grey cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with a yellow and black striped cuff and black heel and toe. These socks feature the words, "I LIKE MY JOB IT'S THE WORK I HATE" on the leg.
Shown laid flat and stacked, a pair of grey cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with a yellow and black striped cuff and black heel and toe. These socks feature the words, "I LIKE MY JOB IT'S THE WORK I HATE" on the leg.

Unisex I Like My Job Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

It's great to HAVE the job, but DOING the job? ehhhh... These socks will keep your feet warm on days off or when you're at work. Luckily socks are easy to hide from your boss!

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle, white cotton crew socks with black heel/toe/accent stripes and “Trophy Husband” text
Unisex Trophy Husband Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle, white cotton crew socks with black heel/toe/accent stripes and “Trophy Husband” text
Shown on a foot mold, a pair of Gumball Poodle, white cotton crew socks with black heel/toe/accent stripes and “Trophy Husband” text
Shown on a model sitting in a garden, a pair of Gumball Poodle, white cotton crew socks with black heel/toe/accent stripes and “Trophy Husband” text
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle, white cotton crew socks with black heel/toe/accent stripes and “Trophy Husband” text

Unisex Trophy Husband Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

For all you pretty fellas out there, you know who you are. A trophy husband, a piece of arm candy for your wife to show off. Own it, and enjoy! 😉

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Women's New Austin Powers Tights
Women's New Austin Powers Tights
  • $23.00
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Women's New Austin Powers Tights
Women's New Austin Powers Tights
Women's New Austin Powers Tights

Women's New Austin Powers Tights

Tights

  • $23.00

Step into your time machine and take it back to the psychedelic days of the Summer of Love with a trippy pair of tights by Celeste Stein.

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