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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of grey cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with yellow and orange stripes on the cuff and yellow striped heel and toe. These socks feature the phrase, "IT'S OKAY TO FART" in yellow type on the leg.
Unisex It's OK To Fart Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of grey cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with yellow and orange stripes on the cuff and yellow striped heel and toe. These socks feature the phrase, "IT'S OKAY TO FART" in yellow type on the leg.
Shown on leg forms, a pair of grey cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with yellow and orange stripes on the cuff and yellow striped heel and toe. These socks feature the phrase, "IT'S OKAY TO FART" in yellow type on the leg.
Shown on a tattooed feminine model, a pair of grey cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with yellow and orange stripes on the cuff and yellow striped heel and toe. These socks feature the phrase, "IT'S OKAY TO FART" in yellow type on the leg.

Unisex It's OK To Fart Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

It’s time to let loose with Gumball Poodle’s It’s OK To Fart Socks! Whoever smelt it dealt it, so if you just don’t say anything...we won’t either ;)

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle, black cotton crew socks with white heel/toe/accent stripes and “Daddy” text
Unisex Daddy Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle, black cotton crew socks with white heel/toe/accent stripes and “Daddy” text
Shown on a foot mold, a pair of Gumball Poodle, black cotton crew socks with white heel/toe/accent stripes and “Daddy” text

Unisex Daddy Socks

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  • $12.95

The perfect gift for Father’s Day, or Valentine’s Day, no one’s judging.

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown on a leg form, these white cotton unisex crew socks with a blue toe and striped cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "FUCK YOU" in rainbow colors repeated down the leg and emoji smiley faces running down the front.
Unisex Fuck You Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown on a leg form, these white cotton unisex crew socks with a blue toe and striped cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "FUCK YOU" in rainbow colors repeated down the leg and emoji smiley faces running down the front.
These white cotton unisex crew socks with a blue toe and striped cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "FUCK YOU" in rainbow colors repeated down the leg and emoji smiley faces running down the front.
Shown on a leg form, these white cotton unisex crew socks with a blue toe and striped cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "FUCK YOU" in rainbow colors repeated down the leg and emoji smiley faces running down the front.
Shown on a leg form, these white cotton unisex crew socks with a blue toe and striped cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "FUCK YOU" in rainbow colors repeated down the leg and emoji smiley faces running down the front.
Shown on a leg form, these white cotton unisex crew socks with a blue toe and striped cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "FUCK YOU" in rainbow colors repeated down the leg and emoji smiley faces running down the front.

Unisex Fuck You Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

When you don’t have anything nice to say, just flash these lil guys and they’ll get the picture.

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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These gray cotton unisex crew socks with a yellow toe and yellow and blue striped cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "MY DOG AND I TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU" on the leg.
Unisex My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Socks
  • $12.95
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These gray cotton unisex crew socks with a yellow toe and yellow and blue striped cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "MY DOG AND I TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU" on the leg.
Shown on a leg form, these gray cotton unisex crew socks with a yellow toe and yellow and blue striped cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "MY DOG AND I TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU" on the leg.

Unisex My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Socks

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  • $12.95

Well, we talk the shit, and the dog barks, but we’re positive it’s in agreement. 🐶🧡

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of white cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with black and white striped heel/toe/cuff featuring the words, "I'D FUCK ME" on the leg.
Unisex I'd Fuck Me Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of white cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with black and white striped heel/toe/cuff featuring the words, "I'D FUCK ME" on the leg.
Shown on leg forms, a pair of white cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with black and white striped heel/toe/cuff featuring the words, "I'D FUCK ME" on the leg.
Shown on leg forms, a pair of black cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with black and white striped heel/toe/cuff featuring the words, "I'D FUCK ME" on the leg.
Shown laying flat, a pair of pastel blue cotton unisex crew socks by the brand Gumball Poodle with a light pink striped heel/toe/cuff featuring the words, "I'D FUCK ME" on the leg.
A model wearing a pair of pastel blue cotton unisex crew socks by the brand Gumball Poodle with a light pink striped heel/toe/cuff featuring the words, "I'D FUCK ME" on the leg.

Unisex I'd Fuck Me Socks

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  • $12.95

In the infamous words of Buffalo Bill, “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.” 💋

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle black cotton crew socks with pink toe/heel and yellow “Everything Hurts and I’m Dying” text
Unisex Everything Hurts Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle black cotton crew socks with pink toe/heel and yellow “Everything Hurts and I’m Dying” text
Shown on a foot mold, a pair of Gumball Poodle black cotton crew socks with pink toe/heel and yellow “Everything Hurts and I’m Dying” text

Unisex Everything Hurts Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

The sock may not be 100% accurate but the sentiment is 100% real.

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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These white cotton unisex crew socks with a red and orange striped toe and cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "California" repeated down the leg in rainbow colors.
Unisex California Socks
  • $12.95
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These white cotton unisex crew socks with a red and orange striped toe and cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "California" repeated down the leg in rainbow colors.
Shown on a leg form, these white cotton unisex crew socks with a red and orange striped toe and cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "California" repeated down the leg in rainbow colors.
A model wearing white cotton unisex crew socks with a red and orange striped toe and cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "California" repeated down the leg in rainbow colors.

Unisex California Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

From San Diego to San Francisco, California is a magical place filled with sunshine, clear skies, and you guessed it: rainbows!

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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These white cotton unisex crew socks with a black toe and striped cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "BITCH" on the leg.
Unisex Bitch Socks
  • $12.95
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These white cotton unisex crew socks with a black toe and striped cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "BITCH" on the leg.
Shown on a leg form, these white cotton unisex crew socks with a black toe and striped cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "BITCH" on the leg.

Unisex Bitch Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

"Bitches get stuff done." - Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live

 

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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These blue and red cotton unisex crew socks feature a portrait of the legendary drag queen Divine and the words "Eat Shit!" below the cuff.
Unisex Divine Eat Shit Socks
  • $16.95
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These blue and red cotton unisex crew socks feature a portrait of the legendary drag queen Divine and the words "Eat Shit!" below the cuff.
Shown on a leg form, these blue and red cotton unisex crew socks feature a portrait of the legendary drag queen Divine and the words "Eat Shit!" below the cuff.
A model wearing blue and red cotton unisex crew socks feature a portrait of the legendary drag queen Divine and the words "Eat Shit!" below the cuff, and leopard print shoes.

Unisex Divine Eat Shit Socks

Socks

  • $16.95

From Pink Flamingos to Hairspray DIVINE inspired and encouraged all things different and weird. Celebrate her iconic history in pop culture with Gumball Poodle’s Divine Socks.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle unisex cotton crew sock in green with an orange and green striped toe and cuff. The leg features the words, "HOME IS WHERE THE WEED IS".
Unisex Home Is Where the Weed Is Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle unisex cotton crew sock in green with an orange and green striped toe and cuff. The leg features the words, "HOME IS WHERE THE WEED IS".
Shown on leg forms, a pair of Gumball Poodle unisex cotton crew sock in green with an orange and green striped toe and cuff. The leg features the words, "HOME IS WHERE THE WEED IS".
A model wearing green cotton unisex crew socks with an orange and pink striped toe and cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "HOME IS WHERE THE WEED IS" on the leg.
A model wearing green cotton unisex crew socks with an orange and pink striped toe and cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the words "HOME IS WHERE THE WEED IS" on the leg while sitting on a carpet that says "GRASS".

Unisex Home Is Where the Weed Is Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

Both Pliny the Elder and Elvis taught us that "home is where the heart is". Well, there are many great sages throughout time, and we're here to tell you that home is where the weed is. You're welcome.

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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These pink cotton unisex crew socks with a black striped toe and cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the word "BUTTS" on the leg.
Unisex Butts Socks
  • $12.95
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These pink cotton unisex crew socks with a black striped toe and cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the word "BUTTS" on the leg.
Shown on a leg form, these pink cotton unisex crew socks with a black striped toe and cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the word "BUTTS" on the leg.

Unisex Butts Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

Big, small, flat, round, hairy, or shaved! All butts are beautiful.

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of cotton crew length unisex Gumball Poodle brand socks in red with a sparkly silver toe and heel. The leg of the sock features, black, sparkly silver, and yellow stripes with the phrase, "100% That Bitch" along the cuff.
Unisex 100% That Bitch Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of cotton crew length unisex Gumball Poodle brand socks in red with a sparkly silver toe and heel. The leg of the sock features, black, sparkly silver, and yellow stripes with the phrase, "100% That Bitch" along the cuff.
Shown on leg forms, a pair of cotton crew length unisex Gumball Poodle brand socks in red with a sparkly silver toe and heel. The leg of the sock features, black, sparkly silver, and yellow stripes with the phrase, "100% That Bitch" along the cuff.
Shown on a dark skinned feminine model crouched in front of a pink backdrop, a pair of cotton crew length unisex Gumball Poodle brand socks in red with a sparkly silver toe and heel. The leg of the sock features, black, sparkly silver, and yellow stripes with the phrase, "100% That Bitch" along the cuff.

Unisex 100% That Bitch Socks

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  • $12.95

As the one and only Lizzo declared, "I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that bitch." Long live the queen. You'll be feelin' good as hell in these cushioned, glittery gym socks from Gumball Poodle.

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew socks in maroon with a magenta heel/toe and a blue striped cuff that says, 'MY CAT SAYS YOUR'RE DUMB" on the leg.
Unisex My Cat Says Ur Dumb Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew socks in maroon with a magenta heel/toe and a blue striped cuff that says, 'MY CAT SAYS YOUR'RE DUMB" on the leg.
Shown on leg forms, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew socks in maroon with a magenta heel/toe and a blue striped cuff that says, 'MY CAT SAYS YOUR'RE DUMB" on the leg.

Unisex My Cat Says Ur Dumb Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

If a cat says you’re dumb well we’ve got no choice but to believe them because cats are an excellent judge of character. 😼

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle black cotton crew socks with illustrative skull spewing neon rainbow psychedelic spirals all down the foot
Unisex Eye of the Doomed Socks
  • $16.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle black cotton crew socks with illustrative skull spewing neon rainbow psychedelic spirals all down the foot
Shown on a foot mold, a pair of Gumball Poodle black cotton crew socks with illustrative skull spewing neon rainbow psychedelic spirals all down the foot
Shown in a relaxed flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle black cotton crew socks with illustrative skull spewing neon rainbow psychedelic spirals all down the foot
A model wearing a psychedelic black and white dress, sparkly chunky heels, and a pair of Gumball Poodle black cotton crew socks with illustrative skull spewing neon rainbow psychedelic spirals all down the foot

Unisex Eye of the Doomed Socks

Socks

  • $16.95

To achieve the desired effect, mix 1 gallon of rainbows with three drops of spider’s blood and bring to a boil, inhaling the vapors.  When the smoke turns pink, close your eyes and turn six times clockwise. Trust us, it's better than most of what passes for LSD these days.

These socks were designed by the artist Oliver Hibert.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew socks in green with a blue and light green striped cuff, heel, and toe. The leg of this sock features the word, "PLANTS" repeated down the leg in a blue/green/brown fade.
Unisex Plants Plants Plants Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew socks in green with a blue and light green striped cuff, heel, and toe. The leg of this sock features the word, "PLANTS" repeated down the leg in a blue/green/brown fade.
Shown on leg forms, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew socks in green with a blue and light green striped cuff, heel, and toe. The leg of this sock features the word, "PLANTS" repeated down the leg in a blue/green/brown fade.
A dark skinned feminine model is shown lounging on a fake grass mat holding a small potted cactus against a purple background. On her feet are the Gumball Poodle Plants Plants Plants socks.

Unisex Plants Plants Plants Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

You can never have enough plants plants plants! Whether you're a friend of succulents, ferns, flowers, or just being among nature, these Gumball Poodle socks are for you.

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew sock in white with a blue striped cuff/heel/toe and the words, "NICE JEWISH GIRL" on the leg.
Unisex Nice Jewish Girl Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew sock in white with a blue striped cuff/heel/toe and the words, "NICE JEWISH GIRL" on the leg.
Shown on legforms, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew sock in white with a blue striped cuff/heel/toe and the words, "NICE JEWISH GIRL" on the leg.

Unisex Nice Jewish Girl Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

For all the nice Jewish girls and boys out there, and the people who love them, we see you, and we have the perfect gift for you! Make sure to check out the counterpart "Nice Jewish Boy" socks.

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew sock in white with a blue striped cuff/heel/toe and the words, "NICE JEWISH BOY" on the leg.
Unisex Nice Jewish Boy Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew sock in white with a blue striped cuff/heel/toe and the words, "NICE JEWISH BOY" on the leg.
Shown on leg forms, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew sock in white with a blue striped cuff/heel/toe and the words, "NICE JEWISH BOY" on the leg.

Unisex Nice Jewish Boy Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

For all the nice Jewish boys and girls out there, and the people who love them, we see you, and we have the perfect gift for you! Make sure to check out the counterpart "Nice Jewish Girl" socks.

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex yellow cotton crew socks with black heel, black, red and white striped toe, and a yellow, red, and white stripped cuff. This sock read "SOMEONE IN CALIFORNIA LOVES ME" in black font with the added detail of a red heart on the "O" of love.
Unisex Someone In California Loves Me Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex yellow cotton crew socks with black heel, black, red and white striped toe, and a yellow, red, and white stripped cuff. This sock read "SOMEONE IN CALIFORNIA LOVES ME" in black font with the added detail of a red heart on the "O" of love.
Shown on leg forms, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex yellow cotton crew socks with black heel, black, red and white striped toe, and a yellow, red, and white stripped cuff. This sock read "SOMEONE IN CALIFORNIA LOVES ME" in black font with the added detail of a red heart on the "O" of love.
A masculine light-skinned model is shown sitting on a cemented area with a large green shrub behind him, with his hands he forms a heart and on his feet he wears the Gumball Poodle brand Someone in California Loves Me socks with white athletic shoes.
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex yellow cotton crew socks with black heel, black, red and white striped toe, and a yellow, red, and white stripped cuff. This sock read "SOMEONE IN CALIFORNIA LOVES ME" in black font with the added detail of a red heart on the "O" of love.

Unisex Someone In California Loves Me Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

There’s so much love in California, it almost doesn’t fit! Send some of your love to friends and family with these sunny socks.

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew sock in purple with cream and blue stripes around the leg and a blue heel and toe. On the side of the sock in cream lettering it says, "BE THE PERSON YOUR DOG THINKS YOU ARE".
Unisex Be the Person Your Dog Thinks You Are Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew sock in purple with cream and blue stripes around the leg and a blue heel and toe. On the side of the sock in cream lettering it says, "BE THE PERSON YOUR DOG THINKS YOU ARE".
Shown on leg forms, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew sock in purple with cream and blue stripes around the leg and a blue heel and toe. On the side of the sock in cream lettering it says, "BE THE PERSON YOUR DOG THINKS YOU ARE".
Shown on a dark skinned model in an oversized shirt with a small brown dog, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew sock in purple with cream and blue stripes around the leg and a blue heel and toe. On the side of the sock in cream lettering it says, "BE THE PERSON YOUR DOG THINKS YOU ARE".

Unisex Be the Person Your Dog Thinks You Are Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

Our best friend, our good boi. We all know that dogs are better than cats. Heck, that dogs are really the best thing in the universe, and lucky for us, our dog feels the same way about us! So make the world a better place, and be the person your dog thinks you are.

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown on a leg form from the front, a pair of white lycra tights with delicate floral plants twisting around them, including daisies, roses and violets with green stems
Women's Bellagio Lycra Tights
  • $23.00
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Shown on a leg form from the front, a pair of white lycra tights with delicate floral plants twisting around them, including daisies, roses and violets with green stems
Shown on a leg form from the back, a pair of white lycra tights with delicate floral plants twisting around them, including daisies, roses and violets with green stems
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of white lycra tights with delicate floral plants twisting around them, including daisies, roses and violets with green stems

Women's Bellagio Lycra Tights

Tights

  • $23.00

Get a load of these fancy lil florals! Every step you take is like a garden adventure.

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Shown in a flatlay, these rainbow tie dye cotton unisex knee high socks are made by the brand Gumball Poodle and custom tie dyed for us in California. They have the text "Haight" running down one leg, and the text "Ashbury" running down the other.
Unisex Haight Ashbury Tie Dye Knee High Socks
  • $22.95
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Shown in a flatlay, these rainbow tie dye cotton unisex knee high socks are made by the brand Gumball Poodle and custom tie dyed for us in California. They have the text "Haight" running down one leg, and the text "Ashbury" running down the other.
Shown on a leg form, these rainbow tie dye cotton unisex knee high socks are made by the brand Gumball Poodle and custom tie dyed for us in California. They have the text "Haight" running down one leg, and the text "Ashbury" running down the other.

Unisex Haight Ashbury Tie Dye Knee High Socks

Socks

  • $22.95

A lovechild between three parents, these socks are one in a million. Featuring our Haight-Ashbury home, the socks are custom made by Gumball Poodle, then sent to our friends at Tie Dye Heaven for a dye job that we just can't get enough of! 

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle, yellow cotton crew socks with Divine the drag queen’s eye makeup, pink cheetah print and “Filthy” text
Unisex Filthy Divine Socks
  • $16.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle, yellow cotton crew socks with Divine the drag queen’s eye makeup, pink cheetah print and “Filthy” text
Shown on a foot mold, a pair of Gumball Poodle, yellow cotton crew socks with Divine the drag queen’s eye makeup, pink cheetah print and “Filthy” text

Unisex Filthy Divine Socks

Socks

  • $16.95

No use in being clean when you can look this dirty. 😉 Filthy on the dancefloor, filthy in style, and just like Divine herself, filthy in life, but only in the best way!

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Women's New York Tights
Women's New York Tights
  • $23.00
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Women's New York Tights
Women's New York Tights

Women's New York Tights

Tights

  • $23.00

Take a bite out of the Big Apple with tights featuring art by the always wild and fantastic Charles Fazzino. With showgirls, Lady Liberty, and even Bill Clinton making a cameo!

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of unisex cotton crew Gumball Poodle brand sock in pink with black and teal stripes around the leg and a teal heel and toe. The text on the sock reads, "BE THE FLAMINO IN A FLOCK OF PIDGEONS".
Unisex Be The Flamingo in a Flock of Pigeons Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of unisex cotton crew Gumball Poodle brand sock in pink with black and teal stripes around the leg and a teal heel and toe. The text on the sock reads, "BE THE FLAMINO IN A FLOCK OF PIDGEONS".
Shown on leg forms, a pair of unisex cotton crew Gumball Poodle brand sock in pink with black and teal stripes around the leg and a teal heel and toe. The text on the sock reads, "BE THE FLAMINO IN A FLOCK OF PIDGEONS".
Shown on a light skinned feminine model in a flexible pose, a pair of unisex cotton crew Gumball Poodle brand sock in pink with black and teal stripes around the leg and a teal heel and toe. The text on the sock reads, "BE THE FLAMINO IN A FLOCK OF PIDGEONS".
Shown stacked flat, a pair of unisex cotton crew Gumball Poodle brand sock in pink with black and teal stripes around the leg and a teal heel and toe. The text on the sock reads, "BE THE FLAMINO IN A FLOCK OF PIDGEONS".

Unisex Be The Flamingo in a Flock of Pigeons Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

You're different, aren't you? Spend your whole day on one foot while all your friends bob around looking for trash to eat? Have long legs with backwards knees while all your friends have orange forks for feet? Join us in our flamboyance with a style as bright as your plumage!

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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These white cotton unisex crew socks with a blue striped toe and cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the word "GAY" repeated down the leg in rainbow colors.
Unisex Gay Socks
  • $12.95
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These white cotton unisex crew socks with a blue striped toe and cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the word "GAY" repeated down the leg in rainbow colors.
Shown on a leg form, these white cotton unisex crew socks with a blue striped toe and cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the word "GAY" repeated down the leg in rainbow colors.
A model wearing white cotton unisex crew socks with a blue striped toe and cuff by the brand Gumball Poodle feature the word "GAY" repeated down the leg in rainbow colors.

Unisex Gay Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

Don we now our gay apparel! 🎶

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew sock in maroon with an off-white striped heel/toe/cuff and the words, "OLD FART" on the leg.
Unisex Old Fart Socks
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew sock in maroon with an off-white striped heel/toe/cuff and the words, "OLD FART" on the leg.
Shown on leg forms, a pair of Gumball Poodle brand unisex cotton crew sock in maroon with an off-white striped heel/toe/cuff and the words, "OLD FART" on the leg.

Unisex Old Fart Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

Finally, the perfect socks for that relative you swear was alive to see fire invented!

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Women's Jayda Bird Tights
Women's Jayda Bird Tights
  • $23.00
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Women's Jayda Bird Tights
Women's Jayda Bird Tights

Women's Jayda Bird Tights

Tights

  • $23.00

With pretty pink petals and baby blue birds, these Celeste Stein tights will have you living your very own fairytale fantasy with every step you take.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle, white cotton crew socks with black heel/toe/accent stripes and “Trophy Husband” text
Unisex Trophy Husband Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle, white cotton crew socks with black heel/toe/accent stripes and “Trophy Husband” text
Shown on a foot mold, a pair of Gumball Poodle, white cotton crew socks with black heel/toe/accent stripes and “Trophy Husband” text
Shown on a model sitting in a garden, a pair of Gumball Poodle, white cotton crew socks with black heel/toe/accent stripes and “Trophy Husband” text
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle, white cotton crew socks with black heel/toe/accent stripes and “Trophy Husband” text

Unisex Trophy Husband Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

For all you pretty fellas out there, you know who you are. A trophy husband, a piece of arm candy for your wife to show off. Own it, and enjoy! 😉

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Women's New Austin Powers Tights
Women's New Austin Powers Tights
  • $23.00
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Women's New Austin Powers Tights
Women's New Austin Powers Tights

Women's New Austin Powers Tights

Tights

  • $23.00

Step into your time machine and take it back to the psychedelic days of the Summer of Love with a trippy pair of tights by Celeste Stein.

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Women's Kitty Tights
Women's Kitty Tights
  • $23.00
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Women's Kitty Tights
Women's Kitty Tights
Women's Kitty Tights

Women's Kitty Tights

Tights

  • $23.00

Now they just can’t keep their paws off you huh?

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flatlay of brown athletic socks with a cream toe and heel and orange text that reads I Dig Mushrooms near the cuff
Unisex I Dig Mushrooms Socks
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flatlay of brown athletic socks with a cream toe and heel and orange text that reads I Dig Mushrooms near the cuff
a pair of feet wearing brown athletic socks with a cream toe and heel and orange texts which reads I Dig Mushrooms

Unisex I Dig Mushrooms Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

Can you dig it, man? We love a double entendre on a sock. The more entendres, the better! We really dig these shroom socks and we think you will, too.  Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or loun...

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Shown laying flat are green cotton unisex crew socks with a taupe toe and taupe and blue striped cuff featuring the words "I'D RATHER BE GARDENING" on the leg made by the brand Gumball Poodle.
Unisex I'd Rather Be Gardening Socks
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Shown laying flat are green cotton unisex crew socks with a taupe toe and taupe and blue striped cuff featuring the words "I'D RATHER BE GARDENING" on the leg made by the brand Gumball Poodle.
Shown on a model standing next to a statue of a garden gnome are green cotton unisex crew socks with a taupe toe and taupe and blue striped cuff featuring the words "I'D RATHER BE GARDENING" on the leg made by the brand Gumball Poodle.

Unisex I'd Rather Be Gardening Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

Gardening adds years to your life and life to your years. Celebrate your passion for all things plants with these comfortable cotton socks by Gumball Poodle! Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running o...

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle, black cotton crew socks with teal heel/toe/accent stripes and “Young at Heart but Older in Other Places” text
Unisex Young At Heart Socks
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle, black cotton crew socks with teal heel/toe/accent stripes and “Young at Heart but Older in Other Places” text
Shown on a foot mold, a pair of Gumball Poodle, black cotton crew socks with teal heel/toe/accent stripes and “Young at Heart but Older in Other Places” text
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle, black cotton crew socks with teal heel/toe/accent stripes and “Young at Heart but Older in Other Places” text

Unisex Young At Heart Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

The perfect sock that'll make you feel young at heart, even while some other things aren't quite what they used to be. They'll stay in place (unlike other things), and make you feel like a true athlete, even if it takes a while to get out of bed in the morning.

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle white cotton crew socks with black toe/heel and “Fuck” text
Unisex Fuck Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle white cotton crew socks with black toe/heel and “Fuck” text
Shown on a foot mold, a pair of Gumball Poodle white cotton crew socks with black toe/heel and “Fuck” text
Shown in a relaxed flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle white cotton crew socks with black toe/heel and “Fuck” text

Unisex Fuck Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

These socks are as versatile as the word inscribed on them. They're a good way to emphasize an already kickass outfit, great way of getting your point across, and good for fuckin' in too! (We don't care what anyone else says, it's always ok to keep your socks on.)

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle, gray cotton crew socks with blue heel/toe/accent stripes and black “Too Old to Party, Too Young to Retire” text
Unisex Too Old to Party Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle, gray cotton crew socks with blue heel/toe/accent stripes and black “Too Old to Party, Too Young to Retire” text
Shown on a foot mold, a pair of Gumball Poodle, gray cotton crew socks with blue heel/toe/accent stripes and black “Too Old to Party, Too Young to Retire” text
Shown in a flatlay, a pair of Gumball Poodle, gray cotton crew socks with blue heel/toe/accent stripes and black “Too Old to Party, Too Young to Retire” text

Unisex Too Old to Party Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

When club music gives you a migraine, but you're not quite ready to pack it up and languish away at the golf course, you're right in that sweet spot we call adulthood. Sucks don't it? Hopefully these'll help.

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of pink cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with black striped toe and cuff. These socks feature the words, "HOT HOMO" on the leg in black.
Unisex Hot Homo Socks
  • $12.95
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Shown in a flatlay, a pair of pink cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with black striped toe and cuff. These socks feature the words, "HOT HOMO" on the leg in black.
Shown on leg forms, a pair of pink cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with black striped toe and cuff. These socks feature the words, "HOT HOMO" on the leg in black.
Shown laid flat, a pair of pink cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with black striped toe and cuff. These socks feature the words, "HOT HOMO" on the leg in black.
Shown on a masculine model, a pair of pink cotton Gumball Poodle brand unisex crew socks with black striped toe and cuff. These socks feature the words, "HOT HOMO" on the leg in black.

Unisex Hot Homo Socks

Socks

  • $12.95

Bold babies: say it loud and proud, you are a HOT HOMO. High quality socks for a high quality queer, pull em up and they'll stay right where you want them.

Gumball Poodle’s unisex gym socks feature cushioning on the sole of the foot, making these socks extra comfortable when walking, running or lounging.

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